Obama Speaks
The O-Train rolls into Ybor City for a crowd of 2,000; Cuban Club atmosphere like Tropical Heatwave (without the dope).

Obama fundraises
Outpaces Hillary in dollars contributed; Sen. Clinton complains it is part of a "vast biracial, Midwestern conspiracy."

"Honest Mistake"
Gonzo's congressional-testimony catchphrase becomes the official ironic motto of the George W. Bush administration.

Flaming Lips at Jannus
Still picking the confetti out of our unmentionables.

Flaming Asshole on the Radio
Bye-bye, Don Imus.

Duke Rape Case Dropped
CNN, Nancy Grace, MSNBC, Fox News all reported inconsolable about the gap in programming.

Anna Nicole Baby Mystery Solved
CNN, Nancy Grace, MSNBC, Fox News all reported inconsolable …

Wolfie's Girlfriend
Wolfowitz's theorem: Cronyism in developing countries, bad; cronyism at the World Bank, good.

Kurt Vonnegut: 1922-2007
"Make me young! … Make me young!"