'Don't call us': Tampa Bay law enforcement asks beachgoers to stop snitching on horny manatees

"We can assure you they are more than fine."

click to enlarge 'Don't call us': Tampa Bay law enforcement asks beachgoers to stop snitching on horny manatees
Screengrab via PCSO/Facebook
Manatee mating season typically runs from March to November in Florida, and local law enforcement is reminding residents that there's absolutely no reason to call the cops if you spot a seacow orgy.

On Saturday, July 29, the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office (PCSO) posted a video to social media showing what's often referred to as a manatee "mating ball," or a "mating herd."

"If you see this...Don't call us," said PCSO. "They are more than fine. It's manatee mating season."
Though incredibly violent, this summertime tradition is a common sight around Tampa Bay, and usually involves a group of male manatees herding a female into shallow water in a desperate attempt to procreate. A single "mating herd" can sometimes last up two to four weeks, reports LiveScience.

And, right now, the Gulf of Mexico is essentially a heart-shaped manatee hot tub.

According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC), as the water temperatures rise, so does manatee libido, and Florida coastal water temps are at an all-time high

"We get calls all the time from citizens when they see this," wrote PCSO in the video’s caption. "We can assure you they are more than fine. Manatees often mate in herds like these and often they are near the shore... If you see this [mating herds], there’s no need to call, they are a-okay."

This vital "mom and dad" time is crucial for Florida manatees. The FWC reports that 378 manatees have died so far in 2023, compared to 800 total in 2022. However, the worst year for manatee deaths was back in 2021, when an estimated 1,101 died, mostly due to pollution destroying large tracts of the state's coastal seagrass beds.

According to the FWC, manatees are considered “threatened” in the state of Florida, and it is against the law to touch the animals. Manatee are also protected by the Florida Manatee Sanctuary Act of 1978, which states: "It is unlawful for any person, at any time, intentionally or negligently, to annoy, molest, harass, or disturb any manatee."

If you do see an actual injured or distressed manatee, then contact the FWC's wildlife alert hotline at 1-888-404-3922.

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Colin Wolf

Colin Wolf has been working with weekly newspapers since 2007 and has been the Digital Editor for Creative Loafing Tampa since 2019. He is also the Director of Digital Content Strategy for CL's parent company, Chava Communications.
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