"Piece of rope; .357 between the eyes. There are other options."
–—Poster "FuzzFace," in response to Andrew Welsh-Huggins' Associated Press story, "Ohio inmate says he's too fat for execution," posted Aug. 5 on the Bradenton Herald's website. The article claims executioners would have trouble finding the convicted double rapist/murderer's veins and "that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs."
"Slim-fast, water & celery sticks for thirty days should knock enough weight off so this bag of garbage can be executed."
–—Poster "marycontrary"
"Use old sparkey with all of that lard they can make bacon!"
–—Poster "LeTigre"
"Just lace a big juicy steak and time will tell. No more fuss…Pass the A1 please…."
–—Poster "HarleyDays"
"you know, they could bring him down here and throw him over the fence on alligator alley."
–—Poster "pankration101"
Source: bradenton.com
This article appears in Aug 13-19, 2008.