* Angel Blade: When demons begin preying on young girls, Angel Blade comes to save the day! If the idea of a she-demon that masturbates until three dicks sprout from her clitoris makes you laugh, watch this one. If the idea of naked crime fighters intrigues you, watch this one. If heavily lactating villains is a turn off… Skip this one.
* La Blue Girl: A comedic (in my opinion) series that revolves around young (16 in the original Japanese version vs. 18 in the American release) Miko Mido. Miko is the heir of a ninja clan that keeps demons from attacking the human world. When she’s not watching out for tentacle-ridden demons that want to molest (read: rape) her, she’s fighting off rival ninjas. How? One fight involves use of an enlarged clitoris. Another fight involves needle sharp pubic hair that launches into the opponents face. That’s not even touching on how she gets from our world to the demon realm.
* Maid in Heaven: Nagisa willingly becomes the personal maid of her childhood friend, Yuusuke Matsudo. Yuusuke has some ideas of how a maid should behave. Using ideas picked up from naughty magazines and hentai, Yuusuke sets out to train Nagisa in how to properly go about her duties. Warning: you may want to punch Yuusuke.
* Spaceship Agga Ruter: This short, never finished series (by one of the creators of Tenchi Muyo! for those who ever followed Toonami) opens with sex. In fact, the male protagonist, Taiyo, has sex at least once with each of the main female protagonists. One scene that sticks out involves a case of mistaken identity, which Taiyo ties in with a “lesson” he learned earlier in the episode.
* Temptation: A school teacher is blackmailed after another teacher sets him up to have sex with a student. He plays the unwilling victim to her plans, but… I can’t say more without spoiling the whole thing. What I can say is watch it in English with the subtitles on.
A few others I would recommend are Sexfriend, F3, Elven Bride, Sailor and the Seven Balls (warning: you may never look at Sailor Moon or Dragonball the same ever again), Akiba Girls, Dragon Pink, Vixens, Venus Five, Bible Black (somewhat twisted), Black Gate, and Ogenki Clinic. I usually watch my hentai (and my anime for that matter) in Japanese with the subtitles on. I make an exception for Temptation because it has lines like “I want to worship at the temple of your cock!”. There’s even an “Amen!” before the end of the scene.
Why in the world would you want to watch this stuff with friends?
Because it’s fun? Because and we can? They asked me to host? You’d have to know my friends? This kind of question is like asking me why my favorite color is blue.
How did it start?
Someone said that we needed to have a hentai viewing. My name and Yaoi Lover's came up for hostess duty. The MST3K treatment began after one of my friends said "there's too much plot in this smut" and another one replied with "as if that weren't bad enough, the girl has the same name as my mom!". Our next choice had more sex. It also had misshapen, cherry red penises oozing green-tinted semen. The characters were supposed to be human. We couldn’t help ourselves. There was liquor involved. Everyone had so much fun that we decided to do it again with more people. Now it’s a tradition with Yaoi Lover and I trading off hosting duties.
So it’s one big circle jerk?
Uhhh, no. The first rule is that no one is allowed to get off unless the hostesses get off. My pants stay zipped. Their pants stay zipped. I discourage any form of sex act at these parties because booze is involved. Cuddling with willing participants is fine. Anyone who cannot follow/comprehend the rules is not allowed to attend. Overall, it’s like any other movie night: Friends get together to watch some movies. Some even bring food. Commentary and ad-lips ensue. Alcohol is consumed. Commentary and ad-libs become raunchier. Someone calls for pizza because all of the snacks are gone. The only difference is that we watch animated porn and eat snacks shaped like penises and tits.
Do You Only Watch hentai? What about live-action porn?
I, personally, watch both hentai and live-action porn. The parties are 99% hentai. Notable exceptions include the night we watched Pirates.
How much hentai do you own?
I couldn’t tell you how big my collection is now because there’s a stack that The Puppy (my boyfriend) and I haven’t gotten around to viewing yet. That’s just in DVDs. I can tell you that I tend to buy stuff put out distributed by Kitty Media and Anime18.
Where do you buy it?
Conventions, straight from the sources (i.e. the company website if possible), Anime Nation, and Right Stuf International. The usual places people get movies, music, and other forms of media. I don't like buying hentai from adult shops because it's usually over priced.
You honestly don’t get hot and bothered?
I take care of myself before the guests get there. If I can’t take care of it beforehand, I take care of it after they leave. Besides, The Puppy and I preview everything before it gets viewed at the parties. We usually get it out of our systems then. Shhh! Don’t tell anyone. :p
