It’s a Friday night. I’m checking on the contents of a penis-shaped ice mold that I bought at The Todd. The jello shot is shaping up nicely. Next I check the pudding shots. They should be done by the time I get out of my shower.
I’m still naked and wet from my shower when someone starts pounding on the door. Bastards are early. My phone rings. The knocking becomes louder. I figure I’ll have more peace if I let them in than if I make them wait until I get dressed. My co-host, Yaoi (pronounced Yow-ee) Lover, asks if everyone was supposed to show up naked or if I was pulling home owner’s privilege. Her fiancé adds that he approves if I am. Middle finger erect, I ask them to check on the stuff in the freezer. I need to get dressed before the rest of the lechers arrive.
Orgy? No. Passion Party? No men allowed at those. This is a hentai party. We’re going to get drunk, watch smut, and make fun of it until we pass out.
What is hentai?
In the shortest sense of the word, hentai is Japanese produced, animated porn. Like live-action porn, it ranges from mild to “OH MY GOD! THAT IS SICK!” content. For a while, the bulk of my collection consisted of antagonists who used the raparific “your mouth says no, but your body says yes” line on their partners. I swear it was accidental. We still gave it the Mystery Science Theater 3000(MST3K) treatment. There was liquor involved. I have since made it a point to look up reviews for hentai before I buy it. Some of my favorites include:
This article appears in Apr 15-21, 2009.
