Did you feel like a pretzel? No. I felt like a mighty Trojan soldier having his way with his slave woman. She felt like a strong roman woman playing with a Greek boy who could lose his manhood at the slightest sneeze.
Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Well, you better tell the woman about your plans prior to execution. Such a forced position does not go over well with every woman and could leave you in the doghouse.
How long did you last in the position? 5 minutes.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She did not enjoy this position.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): It is actually a nice little position that could make for some fun and safe role playing, but if the woman isn't into it... it sure throws a stained pair of boxers into the works!
Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Plenty comfortable
Woman: Not comfortable at all.
Would you consider this to be an intimate position? This position is an “anti-intimate” position. Think of the most coldest, selfish positions you can and then add a side order of humiliation. The key word here is “role-play”. It can be fun to have sex without any intimacy, just wild, lustful pushing and jerking... ya know, but in a loving way!
Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No, and the teeth marks disappeared after the first day, so no harm done.
Woman: No
What did the position feel like? There are days she would have played along with this position and it would have been a lot of fun, but I caught her on a bad day, so it was like stroking a cat from the tail up! It was like having sex with your mother-in-law. It was like sticking your manhood into a vat of battery acid. It was like... you get the point.
Did she reach orgasm? …No
Did he reach orgasm? ...No
Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, I think if perhaps I catch her on a better day and ease her into it, things will go much more smoothly.
Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Monitor that premenstrual cycle... this position is good for two weeks out of every month.
