Kama Sutra: the invisible bed in the alley

direct contact with his member by this point.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate this position?

8.5... this is a sound position in a snap!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? No, as Kama Sutra goes this one is fairly simple.

Did you feel like a pretzel? No, this position is very natural and lends itself to the standard missionary.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Check for glass and cockroaches on the ground before you settle in...

How long did you last in the position? 10 minutes...

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She loved it. I had good control of her button, she has good control of her hip thrusts... no cockroaches. All was right with the world.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Yes, this position feels awesome!

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: This is a rather comfortable position. She is holding half her weight, so any strain that may typically be on your back with this type of position is cut in half. The guy could last all night; it's the girl who's going to be the problem.

Woman: While it may feel good to her. There is a time clock ticking once she locks her arms, tightens those triceps, and she is hanging in mid air by only the skin of her palms. Her arms will inevitably start shaking, and if she is no where near climax, it will be break time. She's gonna have to pace herself unless she is Mrs. Olympia.

Would you consider this an intimate position? This position borders on intimacy. There is no face to face connection, so reading each others pleasure meter will be mostly through sound, which if you are outside will need to be kept to a minimum unless you like an audience with cellphone cameras. The whole experience however is intimate in the fact that the danger of getting caught builds a sort of comradeship that just can't be duplicated in the bedroom.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: She did have sore triceps the next morning.

What did the position feel like?

The environment plays a big part in this position. If you are at home it doesn't feel a heck of a lot different than the missionary (wheel barrel) on the edge of a bed. But in public, this position is exciting, thrilling, risky, intense, sexy, and fulfilling!

Did she reach orgasm? …Yes

Did he reach orgasm? ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No, this one will need to be a little shorter.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Hell yes... we want to experience this position on the beach (no sand in your crack), lakeside, trampoline, by a winter stream, a summer stream, our backyard, front yard, rooftop, an elevator, a Las Vegas bus stop...

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Take it to the streets.

The back alley is a dirty place to get it on, so some of you public boinkers are going to love this one. The woman kneels in front of her partner, holding her torso up by her arms which are placed behind her. If done right, her hands should be the only part of her body that gets dirty.

Keeping her elbows locked, the man lifts her legs into the air, and either supports the underside of her knees, or places her ankles around his neck. Her torso should be parallel to the ground, as if she's floating above an invisible bed. Her yoni should be in

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