U.S. Senator Kyrsten Sinema speaking with attendees at the 2019 Legislative Forecast Luncheon hosted by the Arizona Chamber of Commerce & Industry at the Arizona Biltmore in Phoenix, Arizona. Credit: Gage Skidmore from Peoria, AZ, United States of America / CC BY-SA (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)
Folks, Kyrsten Sinema needs your attention!

Arizonaโ€™s most prominent narcissistโ€”having been booted off-stage Tuesday when Senate Democrats secured their 51st vote, depriving her of a veto and thus the spotlight she so obviously, desperately cravesโ€”announced on Friday that she was leaving the Democratic Party to become an independent.

Sinema didnโ€™t say sheโ€™ll continue to caucus with Democrats. But she said she expects to keep her committee assignments, which wonโ€™t happen if she throws in with the GOP. So the Democratsโ€™ majority should remain, allowing President Biden to power through his judicial nominations for the next two years.

Nothing immediately changes, but Sinema gets to bask in another round of media attentionโ€”and Democrats get another 2024 headache to deal with.

โ€œI know some people might be a little bit surprised by this, but actually, I think it makes a lot of sense,โ€ Sinema told CNN.

No one was surprised, Kyrsten.

You neednโ€™t be a political savant to see through the bullshit. Sinema, a former Green Party activist who spent the last two years sabotaging Democrats, won her seat in 2018, the best Democratic year in over a decade. To preserve her political ambitions, she modeled herself after the โ€œmaverickโ€ John McCain, minus anything resembling a principle beyond naked self-interest.

Two years laterโ€”in a more challenging Democratic environmentโ€”Arizona voters also elected Mark Kelly to the Senate. Like Sinema, Kelly campaigned on promises to be independent and bipartisan. Unlike Sinema, he had to run again in 2022 to claim a full term, in a year everyone expected to be a red wave.

Yet Kelly didnโ€™t vaingloriously knife his party in the back. And in November, he won reelection by five pointsโ€”practically a blowout in a state that had been deep red for a generation.

Sinema knew she couldn’t replicate his feat. She couldnโ€™t survive a Democratic primary against U.S. Rep. Ruben Gallego. So if she runs for re-election in 2024, sheโ€™ll do so as an independent. She wonโ€™t win. Nobody likes her: Only 37% of likely Democratic voters approved of her as of September; 36% of Republicans did. As the election nears, both numbers will plummet.

The only question is whether Sinema forgoes spoiling Gallegoโ€™s campaign before taking a plum gig shilling for Big Pharma.

Given the Paul Gosar-fication of the Arizona GOP, thatโ€™s unsettling. Kellyโ€™s victory this year, of course, was as much a testament to Arizona Republicans boarding the crazy train as his skill as a candidate. Up and down the ballot, the party failed to offer its best and brightest, and Blake Masters was the icing on the cake. If the current trajectory continues, one can only guess what asylum theyโ€™ll pluck the next GOP nominee from.

Then again, this is a microcosm of the national Republican Partyโ€™s existential crisis. This candidate-quality problem greased the wheels of Sen. Raphael Warnockโ€™s re-election over Herschel Walker in Georgia, which ensured the Democratsโ€™ majority, and plagued Republicans in Pennsylvania, Nevada, and New Hampshire (and in Ohio, though J.D. Vance won).

Florida Sen. Rick Scottโ€”who, and this canโ€™t be repeated often enough, oversaw one of the largest Medicare fraud schemes in American historyโ€”defended his abysmal performance as head of the National Republican Senatorial Committee. He insisted that โ€œwe had good, quality candidates,โ€ while admitting, โ€œAll of this has been pretty disappointing.โ€

That Rick Scott believes Herschel Walker and Blake Masters and Mehmet Oz were โ€œquality candidatesโ€ says much more about him than it does about them.

This is the same reason Republicans have only a nine-seat majority in the House instead of the expected 30-or-40-seat margin. All over the country, Democrats won districts they had no business winning in a midtermโ€”and if the Democratic parties in New York and Florida werenโ€™t such colossal shit shows, Nancy Pelosi would have ended her career with the speakerโ€™s gavel.

Democrats, for example, won the only two competitive congressional districts in North Carolina, splitting the delegation 7-7 while Republicans swept every statewide race. The difference: Both congressional candidates were Trump-endorsed, unaccomplished conspiracy freaks running against mainstream, well-funded Dems.

North Carolina Republicansโ€™ solution is not to run better candidates, but to blame the stateโ€™s supreme court for blocking their attempted gerrymander. Last week, North Carolinaโ€™s legislative leaders urged the U.S. Supreme Court to adopt the independent state legislature theory, a once-fringe doctrine that says state courts canโ€™t interfere with how legislatures run federal elections.

In North Carolinaโ€™s interpretation, that means state courts canโ€™t strike down explicitly partisan gerrymandersโ€”which means that, because of prior U.S. Supreme Court decisions, no one can. In more Trumpian circles, it means state courts canโ€™t stop legislatures from appointing presidential electors if they disapprove of votersโ€™ decisions.

For even this radical court, that seemed like too big a bite. But who knows? In practical terms, it doesnโ€™t matter for North Carolina. Republicans won a majority on the stateโ€™s supreme court in November, so the legislature will re-gerrymander congressional districts for their affirmationโ€”and this time, maybe theyโ€™ll be idiot-proof.

This context is important for the inevitable both-sidesing of Sinemaโ€™s announcement, which, itโ€™s no coincidence, she made on Friday, timed for the Sunday morning circuit. Republicans and the mediaโ€™s professional centrists will frame this as a Democrat leaving the โ€œfar leftโ€ for the โ€œmiddle.โ€

The reality is much simpler: As one of 51 Democrats, Sinema was a backbencher about to lose her primary. As an independent, she can still preen for the cameras and collect fat checks from corporate PACs. Either way, her Senate shelf life expires on Jan. 3, 2025.