Darlings,
I am a very accepting woman. But I just have such a hard time with you self-lusters!!
Shame on all of you who tried to fool us with bogus entries. Like the submission for Tommy the Drummer – sent "anonymously" from a hotmail account with the name Tommy. Or self-luster John, who wrote in that he has a "real job." Glad to hear it, John! And Jeremy, your bedroom just plain isn't "the stuff of Tampa legends."
Lorraine declared she was "the envious of many," and that she had "the courage and heroism to overcome any obstacle, no matter what the situation might be." Phew, Lorraine! Dial it back! Stephen wanted everyone to know that he is "at home any time." Maybe you should get out of the house, sweetie.
And Ms. SQRHottmama – puh-lease – no more photos of yourself striking a pose outdoors. My delicate nerves can't take it!
A fragile,
Lusty LaRue
xoxo
This article appears in Feb 9-15, 2005.