Back-to-work edition:
- Just what's in that can or pouch of dog or cat food (besides, recently, death)?
- No nukes! No nukes! No nukes! (Where's Jackson Browne and Bonnie Raitt when you need them?)
- Green grass and high tides forever.
- "I was really young and impressionable. Elvis really did look — he
looked sort of not real, as if he were glowing. He was astounding, even
spiritual."
- "Matthews' guest, New York Times columnist Paul Krugman, struck dumb, assumed the kind of look a dog might get if you tried to teach it how to light a cigar."
- "If you are one of those people that I decimate with my imaginary steering wheel mounted machine guns on a daily basis and wonder why traffic sucks so bad, I have the answer. It's YOU, you self absorbed idiot …"
- Replacing Gonzo.
- Mark Sharpe gets sharper.
This article appears in Mar 14-20, 2007.