Ah, Friday Jr. is here. But what of Tuesday, Part II?
UPDATE: A portion of today's Sh*t Happened on the subject of Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn's comments regarding funding for a potential Tampa Bay Rays stadium in Ybor City has been removed, as it seems the source of the story may have been inaccurate.
Some bored shithead teens or satanists or satanist teens vandalized 18 graves in an historic Tampa cemetery. If it wasn't Indiana Jones or the Winchester brothers, it's just disrespectful, man.
Busch Gardens might be getting a new roller coaster. That's awesome, but I'm still not paying the full one-day ticket price until I can ride it with the animal of my choice.
A Lakeland gas station owner was arrested after shooting a man through the window of the man's car while the man was trying to steal $36 worth of Natural Ice. If you just read that sentence and thought to yourself, "Why was the owner arrested? More power to that guy, good job," please consider giving your guns away to someone smart and responsible enough to not shoot blindly into a moving car over three 18-packs of shitty beer.
And finally, a new report from our favorite financial website that's always sending us reports, WalletHub, says that St. Pete is one of the 50 best-run cities in the country, and the best-run in the state. We're pretty sure it was our mayor's beard and Twitter game that put us over the top.
Have a good day, everybody.
This article appears in Jul 19-26, 2018.