Crackdown
The Best Thing About the Deep Throat Story
Listening to G. Gordon Liddy claim that Mark Felt had "violated the ethics of the law enforcement profession."
The Second Best Thing About the Deep Throat Story
Listening to Pat Buchanan say "Deep Throat."
A Short List Correction
The Hobbit on Lost found smack, not crack, on the season finale. We're not sure how we got that wrong – everybody knows hobbits hate crack.
Spring Hill High Principal Plagiarizes Graduation Speech
When caught, Susan Duval gave this excuse to the St. Pete Times: "Was I turning this in for a grade? No."
Jacko Looking Bad, Even for Jacko
Soon to be found guilty, or soon to be found dead?
Seminole County Sheriff wants Sex Offenders Isolated During Hurricanes
Sex offenders say OK, as long as they can still get free Viagra.
From the Files of the Pitifully Predictable
"Judge Issues Warrant for Bobby Brown" –ABC.com, June 1
"Tyson: 'My whole life has been a waste'" –USA Today, June 2
"Russell Crowe Accused of Hitting SoHo Hotel Worker with a Phone" –NY1.com, June 6
From the Planet Suggestion Box (Christian Slater Edition):
If you're accused of groping random women, strippers may not be the "character witnesses" you need.
Compiled by Weekly Planet Staff
This article appears in Jun 8-14, 2005.
