Here's a whole lot about that guy you're sick of hearing about. Yay!
Guy whose picture should be in the dictionary next to "cautionary tale" Donald Trump campaigned in Lakeland. This is normally where the joke about how only rural bumpkins are still into Trump would go, but Lakeland is pretty cool, so I guess this is just a blurb about Trump being in Lakeland yesterday, with a link to Kate's story. Fuck that guy, though.
Speaking of Trump, David Jolly says the Trump campaign the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee Photoshopped him into pics of The Marmalade Mayhem in an ad that makes it look like Jolly supports The Apocalypse Ticket. There, Trump fans — I just created, named and marketed your next pay-per-view professional wrestling spectacle. (And we're back!)
Speaking of the downfall of western civilization, a Florida judge extended the state's voter registration period even further, until October 18. You mean we could've been just flat-out ignoring and working around Rick Scott this entire time?
And finally, in non-election news, testing around the Mosaic sinkhole has revealed elevated radiation levels in the water of some nearby private wells. Maybe Humanity 2.0: The Mutants won't need a clean source of the stuff that makes up like two-thirds of everything.
