Hey folks, here's something to read between trips to the break room for coffee and arguing over whether tonight's final installment of The X Files will cap it off right.

FRIDAY, FEB. 19:

A couple of high-ranking SeaWorld officials left their posts, with one retiring and another stepping down into an "emeritus role." Having a movie made about you: Not always as awesome as it sounds.

SATURDAY, FEB. 20:

Jeb! Jebbed his last Jeb! Apparently money can't buy anything…

The Lightning beat the Penguins in Pittsburgh, and Stamkos scored his 300th career goal during the game. Nice work.

SUNDAY, FEB 21:

And finally, you can add the black and white tegu — a South American lizard that grows to nearly five feet long and eats freakin' anything — to the long, long list of Florida's potentially disastrous invasive species. Then panic. Like, panic real hard. Then forget about it until next year, when the fire-breathing rodents of unusual size show up.

(Image by CHUCAO via Wikimedia Commons.)

This article appears in Feb 18-24, 2016.