We’re no Flint, but…

It was a shock for residents of Flint, Michigan. The water supply on which they depend was found to be contaminated with lead, a substance known to cause behavior and psychological problems (or worse) in those who consume it. Thousands of families, including children, were put at risk for some very serious health problems, all…

Gov. Scott signs law banning backyard gun ranges (!)

File this under things we didn't ever think would need to be encoded in state statute. Among several other bills he signed Wednesday, Governor Rick Scott gave the nod to a bill that makes it illegal to recreationally discharge a firearm in a densely populated residential area.  The bill passed in the State House and…

Bill Clinton to headline South Florida Hillary rally

Hillary fans, it's road trip time! The day after the South Carolina Democratic primary, former President Bill Clinton will be on the stump for his wife in South Florida. At an early afternoon event, according to an email from the Hillary Clinton campaign, Mr. Clinton will go on the stump for the former First Lady,…

Too cute to fail

Think of the banking industry. Did it make you smile? Yeah, us neither. But this did: Employees at GTE Financial, a Tampa Bay area credit union, raised enough money to sponsor two Southeastern Guide Dog Puppies. Sponsorship cost $5,000 per pup and includes naming rights for the dog. Employees raised the money through different fundraisers,…

Trump, Scott, Rubio, oh my!: What will happen between now and March 15?

The chaotic and fleeting weather outside our window today provides an apt reminder of our current political state. One's chaos seems to result from a number of atmospheric factors, including an influx of carbon dioxide that changes the patterns. The other appears to stem from a shifting economy, bad information and dirty money. Yesterday's delightful…

The Laugh Tract — Who’s Bringing the Funny

When a popular comedian comes to town, you can expect sold-out shows at the comedy club. If they're a bigger name, you might see them at a local theater. A huge star might sell out multiple shows there. Then there's Jeff Dunham. Dunham's performing at Amalie Arena Wednesday night, a venue normally reserved for the…

Agency drops gun range water pollution lawsuit after NRA badgering

Chalk another one up for the metaphorical death stare of renowned gun rights lobbyist Marion Hammer. Two weeks ago, the former NRA champion called for the dismantling of the Southwest Florida Water Management District (Swiftmud) over its lawsuit against a gun range from which the lead of thousands of pounds of spent bullets leached into…

Seriously, chill the f@ck out

Four simple words can make a big difference sometimes. For instance, there’s a simple yet effective mantra I’ve read about lately for dealing with life’s frustrations and irritations. I give you, “Chill The Fuck Out.” The caveat though, is to make this your own personal mantra and not go around telling people to chill the…

Legislature to Obama, Congress: can we do a war, please?

Members of the Florida Senate Military and Veterans Affairs, Space, and Domestic Security Committee on Monday unanimously voted to pass a proposal (SM 1710) that, according to the News Service of Florida, asks President Obama and Congress to bring more freedom explosions to the Middle East. The non-binding resolution, according to NSF, "urges Congress and…

RIP, specter of a third Bush presidency

The presidential candidacy of former Florida Governor Jeb "Jus' Jeb!"  Bush succumbed to The Void late Saturday after a months-long struggle with voter indifference. The candidacy was taken off life support on the heels of an embarrassing loss in South Carolina's Republican primary, in which the candidate, despite formidable fundraising and establishment support, had a…

Do This: Roller derby in St. Pete

FeBRUISEary Roller Derby Bout Sat., Feb. 20, The Slayground, 4033 35th St. N., St. Petersburg 6:30 p.m. first whistle at 7. $10 adv./$12 at the door. Skaters' warm-up at 5:30 p.m. deadlyrivalrollerderby.com. Some fringe-athletics trends come and go, but roller derby is, apparently, forever. Not that we’re complaining — working out while working out one’s…

Sparks fly at Alan Grayson, Pam Keith forum in Tampa

Those who expected fireworks as they walked into Friday's Tampa Tiger Bay Club forum featuring two of the three Democratic U.S. Senate candidates were not disappointed. And it wasn't just the candidates supplying the sparks. Alan Grayson, an Orlando Congressman known for his blunt and at times confrontational manner and his lesser-known opponent Pamela Keith,…

Sh*t happened 2/19/16: Cops, cops, planes

Yeah, we know it's Friday, and a beautiful Friday at that, but please take a moment to give Thursday a proper burial before you start Instagramming your sun-drenched lunchtime cocktails, OK? A Hudson man arrested for burglary and arson reportedly targeted a deputy's cruiser and patio furniture because he wanted to be arrested. When presented…

Fresh from Cuba trip, Castor lauds Obama’s plans to travel there

As relations between the United States and Cuba continue to thaw, President Obama's announcement that he plans to visit the country is the latest in a string of concrete actions signifying the strengthening ties between the two nations. The president's trip, set for next month, marks the first time a sitting U.S. president has traveled…

Pot decriminalization moves forward in Tampa

Getting arrested for, say, a joint can be a harsh, harsh thing. You have to get a lawyer, show up to court and, if you're not lucky enough to afford a lawyer who can get you off on some kind of technicality, you get stuck with fines, possible jail time and a blemish on your…

Poet’s Notebook: A push, a nudge

What do we want from our friends if not a lifting once in a while of the world’s weight: I see you hunched at your desk eyes inches from a book… The poet Josephine Jacobsen once said, “Poetry is an immensely private occupation”; she’d never think of showing a poem to anyone before it was…


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