Welcome to Wednesday's mandatory irreverent rubbernecking of Tuesday. Enjoy!

Well, it turns out the man who was found in the remains of an Old Northeast home fire over a week ago was indeed killed by an exploding vape. Wonder how long it will be before somebody who used to eat meat is killed by a rogue Impossible Burger.

A 41-year-old man charged with giving meth to a 14-year-old girl and trying to have sex with her said he only gave her the drugs to "keep her off the streets." Authorities considered holding a ticker-tape parade and giving him the key to the city, but were concerned that he might try to smoke meth out of it.

Somebody in Bartow dug up the grave of an Army veteran who's been dead since 1999 and stole the clothes he was buried in. OK, one, it's a little early to be trying to secure this year's ultimate Halloween costume, and two, unless the man was buried in his uniform, "undead Army veteran" is a little too obscure to qualify as this year's ultimate Halloween costume.

And finally, a woman who saved a stranded turtle during a road trip from Tampa to Melbourne got a surprise when the turtle started laying eggs on the floorboard of her car. Man, it's hard enough to be responsible for the one life you save…