So. Many. Signs of the apocalypse.

Well, it finally happened: The Tampa Bay Times bought the Tampa Tribune, and will be shuttering its print product. The Trib's former home on the web, tbo.com, currently redirects to the Times' home page, dogs and cats are living together, and Donald Trump is the presumptive Republican presidential nominee. What's the fishing-guide-who-also-teaches-English-as-a-second-language market like in Portugal these days?

Ted Cruz, a man who was never going to be president, has suspended his campaign to run for president after getting has ass handed to him in Indiana (where Bernie Sanders won, by the way). Jesus is reportedly a little miffed at his dad for playing such a mean prank on someone, but had to admit it was a little funny, 'cause the guy just seemed to be begging for it.

Despite some serious website hangups, the third annual Give Day Tampa Bay was an inspiring success in its efforts to spotlight and raise money for local charities. If you wanna pay it forward and give Give Day a little something, how about reliable web hosting?

Oh, and finally, Hamilton got all the Tony nominations. I don't know what that is, because I live under the mud at the bottom of an African watering hole and only come to life when the rains return.