OK, enough about Amy Schumer hating on Tampa, go get your Goody Goody on. But first, let's roll through yesterday:
Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte dropped his Speedos. Oh, wait, sorry, it was the other way around. Can't blame us for reading that wrong knowing this dude, amirite? Harsh, bro.
You know it's a comparatively slow news day in the Bay area when you get a headline like "Slow gator strolls through Pasco neighborhood." That shit's like "White bird with super-long neck at outdoor beach bar wants your shrimp" or "Man does meth near bridge."
Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn announced an anti-Zika measure the city will be taking into its own hands, and made a joke about its limited effectiveness in the face of so many empty local private properties. Reassuring!
And finally, a Bay area guy got a Trump tattoo, partially because, he said, Trump "is known for solving problems." That's it. That's the joke.
This article appears in Aug 18-25, 2016.