This past Saturday I attended a friend of a friend's 50th birthday celebration. At 25 years old, I was the youngest reveler there by a solid two decades. This generation gap evidenced itself in all of the usual and uncomfortable ways. My skuzzy Chuck Taylors and the holes in my jeans belied my immaturity while the absence of any beer to drink besides Miller Lite belied everyone else's rapidly declining sense of taste.
Given the temporal and cultural barriers dividing me from the rest of the party, I began bracing myself (and by bracing myself I mean drinking Makers Mark on the rocks) for a pretty lame night. And then, it happened. The unmistakable drum riff that opens The Commodore's 1977 funk classic "Brick House" filled the room. Perfunctory conversations ended, drinks were abandoned, purses were stashed away and we all simultaneously took to the dance floor. It was if someone blew a whistle tuned to a frequency we were all preprogrammed to respond to. Or, maybe more like we were all extras in a party scene in some stupid Hollywood movie and the director just said, "Action!" Either way, the vibe in the room was instantly transformed.
This experience set me to thinking that there must be other songs that possess this mysterious power to transcend barriers like age, extent of intoxication and comfort level with one's own body and turn a really lame time into a really good one. Here's a list of the tunes I've come up with so far. Feel free to add to it. I call this my "In Case of Emergency, Play This!" list:
Brick House, The Commodores – (See explanation above.)
Kiss, Prince – Eternal and immutable sonic perfection. It also tends to elicit some pretty hilarious sing along attempts.
Just Dance, Lady Gaga – I know it has yet to stand the test of time, but I'm willing to stake my reputation (ha!) on this one on the following grounds: My 61 year old dad and I saw Lady Gaga open for The New Kids on the Block this past November. (Please don't ask how that ended up happening.) We both really dug this tune right off the bat.
Super Freak, Rick James – The bass hook alone possesses the power to transform even the most mundane and reserved amongst us into the titular "Super Freak."
I Want You Back, The Jackson 5 – K.T. Tunstall's totally stripped down acoustic cover of this Proto King of Pop classic demonstrates it's awesome power to make your rigid, sorry ass move.
This article appears in Feb 25 – Mar 3, 2009.