MITT ROMNEY HECKLED OVER MORMON FAITH
Christian zealot in the audience silenced by four of presidential candidate's 12 wives.
CONTROVERSIAL CHILDREN'S BOOK USES WORD 'SCROTUM'
What did you expect in Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Wrinkled Nut Sack?
BRITNEY SHAVES
The twist is this time it was her head.
HICCUP GIRL
Choking … back …urge …to …kill.
DAYTONA 500 NAIL-BITER
Big shout-out to Ricky Bobby for winning by a fender.
NASCAR, HARLEQUIN SIGN DEAL
"Her eyes locked on his rugged face, she slid her hands up his muscle-rippled thighs as he made another of his seemingly endless left turns …"
LOST
Title now refers to the 1/3 of the audience that has dropped off since the maddening show returned from hiatus.
JETBLUE
Apologizing to stranded customers, CEO announces airline's "Extra Bag of Peanuts" program to lure back pissed-off fliers.
TRIBUNE, TIMES ENDORSE SAME SLATE OF CANDIDATES
Ahh, the richness of media diversity.
THE OSCARS
We're boycotting because of the whole Van Wilder Deux: Rise of Taj snub thing.
This article appears in Feb 21-27, 2007.
