As long as you’re not some dude, you should sleep with me. Now, I’m not talking about cuddling up and taking a nap together. No, I’m talking about full-fledged, steamy-hot, I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Butter sex! (Minus the butter substitute.)
You may be asking “why?” Well the answer is simple: why not? I’m a healthy, 25-year old business owner who has a deeper, sensitive side when you get past the douchebag exterior. I’m not only really smart, but I’m also very sexy, and humble too…well, maybe not that last part. I can even play the guitar, or at least hold one really cool.
This article appears in Aug 19-25, 2009.