Sometimes I like to start slow and ramp up to a big story. But this week I am starting with the biggest story of the year. Gucci Mane got a tattoo… on his face… of an ice cream cone… and the words "Brrr"… and lighting bolts… in red, obviously. Memo to Gucci Mane: It's been done. See 30 Rock Season 1 Episode 6 and the infamous Tracy Jordan dragon-face. Copy-cat.
AJ McLean, aka "The Creepy Backstreet Boy," is back off the street (ay-oh!) and in rehab. Luckily, for all you BSBNKOTB ticket-holders, this will not affect the upcoming tour. AJ is just getting clean and sober before having to subject himself to dancing in synchronicity with other 40-something-year-old men while overweight women attempting to relive their youth sing along to the songs that made you an alcoholic in the first place.
An inevitable split has finally taken place. Mad Men's January Jones and SNL's Jason Sudeikis are no longer a couple. This woman plays the wife of the sexiest man on cable and she is expected to be cool with dating the dude responsible for "Young Chuck Norris."
Speaking of January Jones, looks like someone got a hold of a giant graduation tassel and made herself a dress for the Golden Globes. This was a poor decision.
More Golden Globe disasters after the jump, plus a Twilight News Alert (hint: sexxxxxxytime), and to even out the girliness, some comic book-related news for my nerds.
This article appears in Jan 13-19, 2011.