- New Sensations
- Natasha Nice considering my questions on her iPad
I have a history of popping awkward boners during interviews. To be fair most of the people I interview are porn stars—though there was also the time I was interviewing for a job at the smooth-jazz station. Inevitably these performers claim they will have sex with pretty much anyone, and of course I assume I'm included in this blanket statement. Then, a week or two after the interview I start texting them to ask about their hopes and dreams. I won't get into details, but I'll just say emotions get involved and hearts are broken.
After researching Natasha Nice's body of work online, I was fairly certain that she was one of my porn-star soul-mates. However, considering that her profession requires her to have sex with people who are not me, and since I am married, I figured now was not the right time to ignite our love. I decided it would be best for us both if I interviewed her via the most sterile means possible: email. Judging from all of her emoticons and lols, it's still pretty obvious that Nice wants to bone me.
As a bisexual, have you ever used a dental dam? If so, was it anything like putting on a puppet-show with your tongue?
This article appears in Feb 16-22, 2012.