Yeah, it seems pretty damn heartless to us, too. Credit: stonethestone via Flickr/CC

Yeah, it seems pretty damn heartless to us, too. Credit: stonethestone via Flickr/CC
Riding an elephant. Does it sound like fun? If you think so, this post is probably gonna piss you off, and I'm shockingly OK with that. Look, I'm not exactly PETA's biggest fan, but they're leading the stampede to stop the practice in Florida. Yesterday the throw-fake-paint-on-donated-real-fur-which-is-kinda-stupid-but-also-the-group-does-some-good-stuff organization sent a letter to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission "on behalf of its more than 311,000 members and supporters in Florida," according to a press release the organization distributed yesterday. Why yesterday? Because that's when the FWC held a special Elephant Ride Rule Development Meeting public comment on the subject at a Hampton Inn in Lakeland.

If you're wondering why riding an elephant is cruel, go ahead and get down on all fours and let a bunch of kittens sit on your back. Fun at first, maybe, but two things are different in this scenario: One, you had a choice in the matter, and two, you weren't forced to do it for hours and hours on end. Also, elephants are highly intelligent creatures — they cry, play with each other and come by that whole "an elephant never forgets" saying honestly, because they have wicked-great memories —  and, like most intelligent creatures, it's kinda messed up to put them in a ring and make them walk in circles for their whole lives. The training process for these magnificent pachyderms will give you nightmares, too. 

No word from FWC yet on what action they intend to take, if any. Until we know more, here's a video of elephants in the wild not being ridden like they're the Dumbo ride at Walt Disney World. 

News + Politics Editor Kate Bradshaw contributed to this story.

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Cathy's portfolio includes pieces for Visit Florida, USA Today and regional and local press. In 2016, UPF published Backroads of Paradise, her travel narrative about retracing the WPA-era Florida driving...