Jul 7-13, 2011

Jul 7-13, 2011 / Vol. 24 / No. 17

Hillsborough County Commission supports possibilities of working with public access channel on new programming – but sounds doubtful about committing funds

TBCN's Louise Thompson After barely maintaining their county funding for years, in 2007 the Hillsborough County board of County Commissioners stripped their share of financing the Tampa Bay Community Network (a/k/a Speak up, Tampa Bay!) the local cable access channel in Tampa/Hillsborough County. Such funding had been a contentious issue for years before the board…

Happy 74th Birthday, Krispy Kreme! Big Cheese has a parody for you!

Photo By Lisa McCoy Hot off the heels of being nominated for Best Original Song or Jingle in IFC’s LoCo TV commercial awards, Big Cheese has released another sure-to-be viral classic — a fun birthday send-up of Krispy Kreme. In his new video, the local jokester and rapping parody master Big Cheese waxes rapariffic to…

Girlvert: the gonzo memoir of a hardcore porn star

Girlvert Before the age of free adult tube sites, poor college students like myself had to sift through random thirty-second porn clips on our roommate's computer. Out of thousands of these teasers for full-length scenes, one sticks out in my memory. It featured a brunette girl no older than me encouraging two men to simultaneously…

New reports shows Florida 49th in percentage of green jobs in U.S.

Although some critics have scoffed at the whole notion of a "Green jobs economy," a new report issued today by the Brookings Institute should give them pause. The report says that the green technology and clean power industries are currently employing more workers than those who work in the dirtier aspects of energy, such as…

Rev. Run and family “walk this way” to Busch Gardens Tampa

Photos by Matt Marriott/Busch Gardens Tampa Bay. Joseph "Rev. Run" Simmons is a man of many faces. Most notably, he puts the "Run" in his influential hip-hop group Run-D.M.C. He's also a star in his family's MTV reality show "Run's House", a Pentecostal minister, and a husband and father of six children. Recently, he was…

Hollywood loses two television moguls

Early morning July 12, television legend Sherwood Schwartz died at the age of 94. Schwartz created and produced iconic television shows, “Gilligan’s Island” and “The Brady Bunch.” At the time of his death, Schwartz was surrounded by his family, including his son and producing partner, Lloyd J. Schwartz, and his wife of over 70 years,…

CD review: Washed Out, Within and Without

The chillwave movement has wrapped me in its ambient embrace and I've been most recently floored by Ernest Greene's one-man electroproject, Washed Out. The musician dishes out four-minute servings of synthy, 1980s-inspired audio sugar and pulls me into a Cinderella-style bubble of soothing happiness. For those four minutes, the world stops and nothing exists but…

Public gives opinion on proposed amendments to St. Pete charter

Keeley Sheehan The CRC's proposed amendments would affect waterfront development in St. Petersburg. Speakers were split on the merits of several new amendments that have been under discussion by the St. Petersburg Charter Review Commission at its public hearing on July 11. The board voted on June 28 5-3 to reject Amendment HH, which would…

Meet Craig Miller, your latest candidate in the GOP race for Senate

Craig Miller Although some Floridians seem to be second guessing the whole appeal of electing people who have never served in office, former Ruth's Chris Steak House CEO Craig Miller believes the disdain for "career politicians" on Pennsylvania Avenue is still so palpable in Florida that he's committed to giving Republican primary voters that chance…

Alan Grayson says he’s running for Congress again

To the delight of liberals in Florida and beyond, pugnacious former Orlando area Democratic Congressman Alan Grayson announced on Monday that he will run again for federal office in 2012. The fire breathing liberal was part of the wave of Democrats who swept to office in 2008 – and among those same Democrats who were…

Tampa City Councilwoman checks out fireworks from the White House

Lisa Montelione Most Americans enjoyed fireworks this past 4th of July. But while the biggest declaration of independence event was happening in Tampa's Channelside district, City Council member Lisa Montelione checked out the annual ritual from another location. That would be the White House. The freshman council member said a week before the holiday weekend…

Obama’s pledge: “One Million electric vehicles by 2015”

The United States of America is usually on the cutting edge of green policies, and President Obama has pledged to have one million electric vehicles on the American roads and highways by 2015. One of President Obama's main goals during his presidency is to reduce the carbon footprint left by mankind on the earth, and…

Tim Geithner on why the debt ceiling must be raised

As you may have heard over the weekend, House Speaker John Boehner has backed away from reaching a deal to reduce future deficit by $4 trillion over the next 10 years, saying he prefers that negotiators should focus instead on a deal with President Obama on a deal that may be only that size. Congress…

Go mental with the Amazing Kreskin tonight

As a thought-reader, Kreskin became famous in the 1970’s on The Amazing World of Kreskin and as a regular on Johnny Carson’s The Tonight Show. He has appeared on Regus and Kelly 104 times, is the author of Kreskin Confidential and even has the film, The Great Buck Howard, based upon his career. Kreskin remains…

AGAINST THE ODDS – ATLANTIS LAUNCHES INTO HISTORY

The launch of the last mission for the shuttle program was going to be scrubbed due to a tropical wave forecast to come in at just the wrong time. Everybody knew the weather forecast was bad, all the meteorologists,most of the plain ol` weathermen, and for sure everyone at the press area- a 30% chance…

Jon Huntsman in Hillsborough County: I’m not a moderate

Jon Hunstman in Brandon Despite what you may have heard, Jon Huntsman is not a moderate. That's what the former Utah Governor and now GOP Presidential contender told CL as he made his first initial stop to Hillsborough County, one of four different appearances he made in the Tampa Bay area Saturday afternoon. "I think…

Ask Dream Momma: Dual Identity

“Dear Dream Momma, I dreamt it was a post-apocalyptic world where a group of survivors, including a male version of me, was being led by a mysterious woman. We face a series of obstacles and the group dies one by one, including a male love interest. We traverse empty subway tunnels and I manage to…

Buckhorn cuts Scott some slack on SunRail

Bob Buckhorn A week ago, Florida Governor Rick Scott blew some minds when he gave his assent for the controversial SunRail project in Central Florida. Tea party types were outraged. Anti tax activist Doug Guetzloe was explicit in his denouncing the Governor's move, saying "Rick Scott has abandoned the taxpayers of Florida, and the taxpayers…

Falling Skies: “Silent Kill” Preview

Always the good-natured doctor … until this week. Before previewing this Sunday’s episode of Falling Skies, I have to speculate some on last week's episode, "Grace," now that I can do so without spoiling anything for you. (That being said, I would turn back now if it's still sitting unwatched on your DVR.) Everybody ready?…

True Blood is back with lots of bite

Photo credit: HBO. Attention all truebies: the wait is over! Your favorite supernatural television series is back for a fourth season with enough vampires, witches, werewolves, fairies, shapeshifters, and werepanthers for all.

Chapoutier Rosé: the perfect wine for an impromptu picnic

After the rain stops, we will go outside and shake off the blues. After the rain stops, we will go outside and breathe in fresh air. After the rain stops, life will begin again — all after the rain stops. When will the rain stop? Eventually the rain stopped, even though for only a brief…

Adam Hasner stays on offense – even when he’s not supposed to

Adam Hasner Earlier this week the St. Pete Times Adam Smith posted a story regarding the Florida U.S. Senate race, from a group of dozens of plugged political operatives, academics, lobbyist and other assorted hangers on that the paper will be referring to as their Florida Insider Poll. The first published results from said group…

Lennard makes it official: Hillsborough SoE chief won’t run in 2012

Earl Lennard Hillsborough County Supervisor of Elections Earl Lennard made official Wednesday what seemed to be implied last week – that he won't run for re-election in 2012. Last Friday Lennard's chief of staff in his office, Craig Latimer, filed papers to run for the office himself in 2012, which, to say the least, might…

Tampa’s urban dancers paint a stunning “Kanvas”

If high-energy dance movies like Step Up or Take the Lead get your head bobbing, your feet moving and your hips shaking, then the Kanvas showcase and battle just might be right up your alley. This Friday at the Ritz, a young dance company know as VYB is bringing some of the area's best hip-hop…

The Tome as Tomb: Mark’s Rules for Reading

My father never took me fishing, and for that I will be eternally grateful. What he did pass on to me though, was a love of reading, that ability to lose oneself for hours in the written word. It’s a pastime I’ve enjoyed since I was a kid; I even rode my bike to the…

Live and Local Spotlight: Swagg Fest

Though it doesn't boast the indie street cred of Homegrown Hip Hop, Jannus Live's inaugural Swagg Fest is at least a step in the right direction — exposing local folks to the local hip-hop scene. This showcase features performances by three talents billed as the Bay area's fastest-rising hip-hop acts. Lil Kee from Tampa spits…

Back Talk: Marketing — sex sells, but are you buying?

Over the holiday weekend, I thought a lot about the United States’ favorite past time — no, not football, gossiping, or even texting — the thing that is most integral to success: marketing. The United States loves marketing, because, regardless of what we’re selling, it’s all about presentation — the newest product, sleekest design, or…

Local rapper Big Cheese gets another big break

Tampa’s own Big Cheese has been nominated for Best Original Song or Jingle in IFC’s The LoCos Awards. The awards honor the best and bizarre in local late night TV ads and their stars. The star at the helm of Car Credit Tampa’s success is none other than hip-hop artist Jakeem Johnson, better known as…

How will the left react to troops staying in Iraq into 2012?

Critics of President Obama blame him for a litany of problems that America faces, throwing some of his campaign pledged back in his face in saying that he hasn't delivered as promised during his messianic campaign of 2007-2008. But supporters of the president respond with a list of campaign promises made and kept, and one…

Lesbionic escapades: A successful disaster

It’s probably not a good thing when after sleeping with a woman, she says, “You know, this would make a great blog post.” Such is my life with women. But at least we were laughing by that point. “Emily” and I had been flirting for almost a year. We’d been friends with benefits for four…

Autism & parenting for the kinky-minded

April is autism awareness month.  In recognition of this I want to say a few words about what it's like to live with autism. You see, I'm not just a dominatrix, I'm also a soccer mom.  (Literally – I wrote parts of this while sitting on the sidelines at my daughter's soccer practice.)  And one…

Swingers: how we differ

Naturally everyone has this preconceived notion that all swingers are middled aged people with borderline poor marriages seeking that lost luster.  The last time I checked I was none of those things and most of the people I have met in the lifestyle aren't either.  But what you will find in the swinger culture is…

Shopping for a wedding dress is like shopping for a man

As a little girl I always knew the type of wedding dress I wanted, and the type of bride I wanted to be. I wanted a long dress that would outline my body and illuminate my soft brown skin. Now, I'm finally ready to pick out my dress and I'm freaking out because my body…

The endless cycle of creating and deleting my A4A profile

Scientific fact: Women aren’t the only ones cursed with evil cycles. As a male, I must admit I’m  thankful that I don’t have to stick a tampon in my cootch once a month. I also feel empathetic to my sistas who must withstand awful hot flashes and sweats in their forties. But as a gay…

Ask Dream Momma: Sleeping with husband or brother?

Dear Dream Momma, I remember waking up to the following dream tonight: I am lying in bed with someone (I am unsure whether it was my brother or husband, but it is one of the two) and I am talking to that person. Suddenly, I feel some hands warmly stroking my back and fixing my…

Bringing out his inner slut with forced feminization

As a professional dominatrix and pornmaker I specialize in "forced feminization."  This fetish is all about transforming men into submissive slavegirls. Now before we go any further let me make it crystal clear that this is not the only kinky activity I'm into.  In fact, I find it quite annoying when people assume that I want…

The lost art of charm

Dating and hooking up is a game. It's figuring out how to play and who to play with that either makes you winner or loser.  I have run across more than my fair share of winners and losers of the game over the years.  Often times I wonder when will guys figure it out?  Although…

When words become sex toys in the realm of BDSM

In the world of BDSM you'll often hear people casually tossing around words like "slave" and "abuse."  You might encounter someone talking about their "rape" scene, or how much they enjoy being "pimped out" and turned into a "whore."  This sort of talk may seem alarming until you realize one key fact:  in all kinds…

Sex outside of a sexless marriage

Is there ever a time when infidelity is warranted?  In my 20 years of marriage I have come to the rationalization that everyone cheats.  Relationships begin with enthusiasm.  The excitement of someone new, a new sexual adventure, seems to make this new relationship better than anything that came before.  But unfortunately, all relationships wane over…

Swinger date gone wrong: part 1

Is every couple really a single guy in disguise? Are there really couples out there that are attractive and interested in full swap? How do you swing? I am asked these questions over and over, mostly by people who email me in a state of utter frustration and dismay. Recently I received just such an…

Top 7 alternative lifestyles for 2011

Monogamous relationships will always be prevalent, but alternative relationships are quickly becoming a popular alternative. While you may never know what actually goes on behind the closed doors of your neighbors' and coworkers' homes, that squeaky clean image most couples portray is just a facade. As the new year approaches, I predict even more people…

Spank me please!

Recently I discovered something about myself —-I really like to be spanked!  In the past the thought of spanking made me giggle and turned me on a little, but the actual act of spanking made me wince.  It wasn't something I was remotely interested in beyond fantasy, but after giving it a real try I've…

CL Auction Wild Wednesday: 18 items closing today

It's the next-to-last day in the Creative Loafing Holiday Auction for the benefit of The Children's Home, and it's a big one. Almost 20 items close today starting at 12 noon and continuing until 7 p.m., ranging from amazing gift certificate packages to concert and theater-ticket offers you won't see anywhere but here. This is…

I have a nice, round, bubble butt

All of my life I have been plagued with this situation. No matter what I weighed – be it 110lbs or 130lbs – I have always had a bubble butt.  You may think that I hvve been blessed by the Gods with this glorious round booty, but  the fact is that sometimes it poses a…

Rebecca’s sexy holiday gift list for women (NSFW)

The holiday season is the perfect time to express your lust with sexy toys, gifts, and accessories.  Since you might not have time to scan the internet endlessly for the perfect gift, I have done the work for you.  The following are a few items I have on my holiday list that I suggest you…

Wow! You have nice breasts (NSFW)

I'm constantly amazed by the attention my breasts receive. Sure they may be large and firm, but they don't know any cool tricks. Hell, they can't even do simple math. For the most part they are just large freeloaders needing to be carried around all day and occasionally receiving more attention than they deserve. Though,…

Career options for topless workers (NSFW)

While a strip club may seem like the obvious answer for a horny man's night out, there are other options when it comes to quelling that overwhelming desire to see naked women (or men). Entrepreneurs across the world are beginning to realize that topless women can do a lot more than work a pole or…

The desires of the other woman

Today I heard about another married man cheating on his wife.  He tells me that he loves his wife, but their sex life is virtually non-existent. This is seems to be a common thread: married man cheats on wife…blah blah.  Don't you ever wonder what about the other woman?  Why is there such a strong attraction…

Celebrating my bi-versary: The happy months (Part 2)

Author's note: This is the second installment of a series of pieces that reflect on my first year of knowing that I am bisexual. I celebrated my "Bi-versary" on Oct. 5, 2010, and felt amazed by all the growth, changes, realizations and events that had occurred in the past year. I went from not knowing…

Are you dating a cheater?

What constitutes a cheater?  Is it someone who has sex outside the marital bed?  Is it flirting and sexting without your significant other's permission?  The definition of cheater is very case specific. Everyone forms their own opinions on what is unacceptable and exactly what can be overlooked in a relationship. Over the years I've met…

Office sex: it’s more common than you think

Each day you come to work and sit at your desk for another eight hours of the daily grind.  You probably sit in a less than comfortable office chair in front of a computer that hasn't been cleaned in months.  You might visit the copy room a time or two during the day and of…

Worst pick-up lines I’ve actually witnessed!

While I'm not so conceited and arrogant that I expect men and women to fawn over me with a wealth of compliments, I do believe that the occasional flirtation or pick-up line is a kind of compliment provided the right circumstances.  However, it seems every time I'm at a bar, swingers club, or even work…


Recent

Gift this article