AltDotPop: Lady Gaga is dead (sort of), Miley Cyrus is nude (probably), Britney Spears had an abortion (allegedly), Kim Kardashian is pregnant (maybe) and more …


  • Reports from super-reputable sources are saying that Kim Kardashian is with child and the babydaddy is none other than Kanye West. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have been sexing it up for years apparently and welp, here we are, more Kardashian babies. I don’t really think it’s true, if only because I don’t think that those sort of fame-lines should cross. Kanyes and Kardashians are not meant to be, too much ego and too much ass together, can you imagine what that child would be like?!


  • Josh Duhamel was kicked off a plane this week for texting, while the plane was delayed and on the runway. My first instinct is to be all like "this guy is a douche!" but let's be honest, that texting rule is probably a hoax anyway and the flight attendants/airport people in general are getting a liiiiiiittle uptight ever since that whole Steven Slater incident. Text it up Josh Duhamel, just don't get my next flight delayed, I would be pissed and probably make fun of you for marrying Fergie, cuz … ew.


  • The first photo from Breaking Dawn has been released to the public and as if I wasn't going to be seeing this in the preview showing and immediately sing it's praises as I hang my head in shame for doing so, this photo has really sealed the deal (if you now what I mean). Feathers clutched in Bella's hand that is obviously attached to her naked body with Edward and his extremely pale sexiness on top of her, trying not to break her in two, but ruining headboards, pillows and basically everything else in the room in the process. Sigh, I cannot wait and I am so so sad that I feel that way.



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  • Lady Gaga, Ryan Seacrest and a bunch of other, less famous people died on Twitter to make some statement about AIDS and raise cash. America either thought this was as insensitive as I did or they just didn’t care to buy their favorite tweeters their virtual lives back, and it took some rich dude giving them like half a mill to start tweeting once again. To sum up: Some fame-balls stopped tweeting for a few days and no one cared. Moving on...
  • Justin Beiber's wikipedia page was hacked. Generally I do not support cyber-bullying — or bullying of any kind — but "Justin Beiber is squirrel in a blender" is pretty effing hilarious. What does it mean?? No one knows.
  • Oh Brit-Brit, the moment we think you are back on track — with your bikini-bod and hair mostly regrown — you show your true colors once again. Sex, drugs, abortion, black eyes, the usual hot mess Britney Spears markings. Miley Cyrus, this is you in 10 years, mark my words.
  • Speaking of Miley, looks who's taking naked pictures of herself in hotel room mirrors! It's Miley Cyrus (maybe). We can't be sure because her head is conveniently cut off, but it looks like her mostly and she was just staying in that hotel and also, she is slutty. The odds are stacked against her.

Kim Kardashian is pregnant? The father is who?? The answer, the first photo uber-sexy from Breaking Dawn and more, after the jump...

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