If you thought comic nerds didn't leave their mother's basements before, just wait until May 24th.

Vivid Entertainment, the "leader in Adult Entertainment" (apparently it's not Google after all) and director Axel Braun (This Ain't Beverly Hills 90210 XXX, This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX) have teamed up to penetrate the comics world with Batman XXX: A Porn Parody. (See trailer below.)

Shocking, I know. It's hard to believe that something as pure and as innocent as the 1960's Batman series, starring world-class actor Adam West, could ever be turned into a porn. Just consider any given episode.

Catwoman's caught in the act and Commissioner Gordon erects the Bat signal. Batman straps on his utility belt and soon arrives on the scene, and tired of doing it solo, Robin is right behind him. The two quickly double team Catwoman, but even with her whips at the ready, it doesn't take long for her to go down. Batman always ends up on top — and Catwoman gets pounded right back into the slammer.

On second thought, I can't believe it took until 2010.

This article appears in May 13-19, 2010.