- I may or may not have called Megan Fox a whore at some point in time. I would like to redact that statement. She just likes to dress kinda like a whore and allow people to take pictures of her in basically nothing buuuuut doesn't have sex with a whole buncha dudes so "whore" was uncalled for. Sorry Megs and good for you BTDubs… now, let's talk about those Armani ads, cuz they're giving you a bad name girly girl.
- Former star of Blossom and I think he rapped for a hot minute, Joey Lawrence is a proud father once a again. Obligatory Joey Lawrence "joke": Whoa!
- In light of this whole Jessica Simpson being the best thing to happen to sex since, well, sex was invented, I have decided to take some time off of being in love with John Mayer. Honestly, I cannot compete and also, I like it when people go on Oprah and say they don't accept their ex-boyfriend's apology. I feel like I should say "You go giiiiiirl" here, but it's not 1998 sooooo, yeah.
- Since I'm off Mayer-stalking, maybe I will return to my last true love, the sultan of sparklesex, Adam Lambert. He's even going unplugged, probably just for me…cuz he knows I heart acoustic guitars mixed with leather pants.
- Original Headline: "Fiasco! Glass Roof Collapses on Chris Noth, Jersey Shore Stars!" Better Headline: "Finally! Glass Roof Collapses on Chris Noth, Jersey Shore Stars!"
After the jump, Gosselin-mania (which may or may not include a link which proves his stubbiness), Sarah Palin is shopping a reality show, Stars of The Hills dueling bikinis and more….
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2010.