Outtakes

The following short reviews are for films playing in the Tampa Bay and Sarasota areas.

ABOUT SCHMIDT (R) Jack Nicholson is resplendently bland in this skewed character study of an ordinary, retired insurance salesman with penchant for crankiness and a bad comb-over (is there such a thing as a good comb-over?). After his wife suddenly dies, Nicholson's Schmidt hops in his 30-foot Winnebago and embarks on a mini-road trip revisiting his past — only to find he doesn't really seem to have a past, or a future. Also stars Hope Davis, Dermot Mulroney, Kathy Bates and Howard Hesseman. 1/2

ADAPTATION (PG) Like their earlier Being John Malkovich, screenwriter Charlie Kaufman and director Spike Jonze's latest is a nearly indescribable meta-adventure that grabs real life by the short-and-curlies and uses it as a jumping-off point for some of the most fiercely imaginative filmmaking around. Kaufman makes himself the movie's central character and gets Nicolas Cage to play him, turning the bulk of the film into Cage/Kaufman obsessing about himself, about his constantly morphing new script (also called Adaptation), and about the creative process in general. Also stars Meryl Streep, Chris Cooper and Brian Cox.

ANTWONE FISHER (PG-13) Denzel Washington's directorial debut is a sort of African-American Equus, starring Washington himself as a navy psychiatrist doing his best to help a troubled young seaman. Also stars Derek Luke and Joy Bryant.

BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE (PG-13) Michael Moore's final word (for the moment) on our culture of violence and, specifically, America's love affair with guns. Lively, often funny and sometimes devastating, the film takes a close look at a culture where a gun can be easily purchased at a bank or while getting a trim at the barbershop. Moore's argument is simplistic but effective, ultimately attributing American bloodlust to a particularly nasty brew of fear and racism fueled primarily by the government and the media. Moore doesn't bother much with details, including the fact that his own film is part of the very problem he identifies. The main difference, as Moore himself would probably agree, is that the ends justify the means. Funnily enough, that's just what the head of the NRA might tell you too. Held over at Channelside Cinemas. Call to confirm. 1/2

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN (PG) Steven Spielberg's movie about the world's most successful con man is glossy Fun with a Capital F, a snappy old-school caper that never takes itself too seriously. Leonardo DiCaprio stars as Frank Abagnale, a high school dropout who in the 1960s successfully impersonated a doctor, a lawyer and an airline pilot, and who passed some $4-million worth of forged checks, all before his 21st birthday. Also stars Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen and Nathalie Baye. 1/2

CHICAGO (PG-13) Rob Marshall pulls out all the stops in this lavish, big-screen adaptation of the hit Broadway musical about a 1920s chorus girl who shoots her lover, goes to jail and becomes a big celebrity. Taking place simultaneously in gritty reality and in the projected fantasies of its characters, the movie cleverly folds its story into a series of show-stopping musical numbers. Stars Rene Zelwegger, Richard Gere, Catherine Zeta-Jones, John C. Reilly and Taye Diggs.

CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND (R) The latest script from Charlie Kaufman (Adaptation) is based on the "unauthorized autobiography" of gonzo Gong Show host Chuck Barris. That's only a jumping-off place, however, for a feature-length fever dream as personal, edgy and just plain odd as anything we've seen from Kaufman, and directed in surprisingly surefooted style by hunk-turned-auteur George Clooney. There's an actual life-story skittering about somewhere within the decidedly nonlinear narrative of Clooney's movie, but this darkly comic vision is far closer to metafiction than it is to anything remotely resembling a standard bio-pic. Also stars Drew Barrymore, Julia Roberts, George Clooney and Rutger Hauer. 1/2

CORAL REEF ADVENTURE (G) Another quality IMAX production from the acclaimed team of MacGillivray Freeman (who seem to be able to do this IMAX thing in their sleep), Coral Reef Adventure is a fascinating and somewhat frightening look at an exotic and rapidly disappearing underwater world. Music by flag-waving hippie die-hards Crosby, Stills and Nash brings home the environmental message concerning the destruction of the reefs (from a deadly combo of over-fishing and global warming), but the movie has its moments of fun as well. The effect of spending 45 minutes gazing at sensuously shaped, multicolor corals might sound a little like spending quality time with a lava lamp, but the film's also full of important information for any child or adult. Beyond that, we get yet another nicely crafted variation on the tried and true IMAX mantra extolling the diversity and interdependency of all species in our living world. Opens Feb. 14 at the IMAX Dome Theatre at MOSI. 1/2

DAREDEVIL (PG-13) The latest Marvel superhero to hit the big screen is by far the most dour and exquisitely tormented of them all. "I'm not the bad guy," Daredevil tells us (and himself), but that's debatable, considering how much he obviously relishes inflicting pain upon the scummy law-breakers scurrying through the city. A blind lawyer by day, a costumed, super-power vigilante by night, Daredevil has a thirst for justice that borders on the pathological, so that our vicious, crime-fighting hero often seems to have crossed the line from self-doubting neurotic (a la Spider-Man) to full-blown nutcase. Daredevil is a violent, relentlessly downbeat and dark movie on almost every level (amazingly, it wasn't rated "R"), often coming across like Death Wish crossed with vintage film noir, with just a bit of extreme sports thrown in the mix. Ben Affleck is surprisingly effective as the tortured title character, and he's surrounded by a well-cast ensemble including Jon Favreau, Michael Clarke Duncan and Colin Farrell. Only a handful of overly cartoon-y moments and a generic soundtrack mar the final effect. Also stars Jennifer Garner. Opens Feb. 14 at local theaters. 1/2

DARKNESS FALLS (PG-13) As a child, Kyle (Cheney Kley) has a brush with the curse of Darkness Falls, a creature that kills anyone who sees its face and that can only attack in the dark. He returns to the town years later when his childhood friend Caitlin (Emma Caulfield) asks him to help her brother Michael (Lee Cormie), who has suddenly become deathly afraid of the dark. The story is fast-paced, creepy and original, and the special effects, mainly brief glimpses of the creature and the sounds of its sighs and wails, round out a well-crafted movie. Darkness Falls is enough to make anyone at least a teensy bit scared of the dark. —Ana Lopez

DELIVER US FROM EVA (R) LL Cool J stars as a ladies man hired by three frustrated brothers to romance their domineering, bad-tempered sister-in-law (Gabrielle Union). The movie is not unlike one of those dumb, contemporary romantic comedies for white teenagers, reconfigured for a somewhat older, African-American target audience. Most of Deliver Us From Eva happens on one note — loud, predictable and shallow — so that it's actually shocking in those rare moments when the movie calms down and shows us its characters sensitive sides. Also stars Essence Atkins, Robinne Lee and Meagan Good.

DIE ANOTHER DAY (PG-13) It's a long way from Once Were Warriors for director Lee Tamahori, who helms this latest Bond blowout in which 007 tracks traitors and terrorists from North Korea to Cuba to Iceland. The plot's pretty convoluted (as all the recent Bonds have been), some of the CGI effects are awfully cheesy, and the movie overstays its welcome by a good 20 minutes. Stars Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry, Rosamund Pike and Stephen Yune. 1/2

EL CRIMEN DEL PADRE AMARO (R) The Mexican import, which involves a young priest in a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old girl, doesn't offer much beyond the sensationalism of its subject matter. The film's much more interested in heavy-breathing melodrama and naked skin than nuance. In all, El Crimen del Padre Amaro is a rather flat, unimaginative handling of material that might be better suited to a Mexican TV soap opera. 1/2

FAR FROM HEAVEN (PG-13) Todd Haynes' loving and exquisitely crafted homage to the 1950s melodramas of Douglas Sirk is set in white suburban American circa 1957, an easy target if ever there was one. The heroine of this remarkable neo-tearjerker is Cathy Whitaker (beautifully played by Julianne Moore), a model housewife whose world crumbles when her marriage to local businessman Frank (Dennis Quaid) turns out to be not nearly as perfect as she imagined. Style reigns supreme in this drop-dead gorgeous, designer's dream of a movie, which emulates the Technicolor look of 1950s films so perfectly that its saturated hues take on an intensity bordering on the psychedelic. Haynes' movie is clearly a film buff's dream, but it's no mere exercise in style. There's a real story here, and Haynes uses the movie's formidable style to make connections between what was going on in America in the middle of the last century (but couldn't always be talked about) and what's happening here and now. Haynes isn't interested in poking fun at the classic form of melodrama so much as he wants to honor it and then massage it into some extended version of itself, one capable of addressing uniquely modern concerns. Also stars Dennis Haysbert. 1/2

FINAL DESTINATION 2 (R) In this sequel to the psychological thriller that attempts to dispel the myth of accidental death, the premise remains the same. Death, shrouded in mystique, determines everyone's expiration date. When the timeline of fate is disrupted, reverberations of wanton tragedy follow. The plot flows well but obviously cannot be taken too seriously. The film relies on death's cruel and gory manifestations to yield cheap thrills. Stars Ali Larter, A.J. Cook, Michael Landes. 1/2—Corey Myers

FOOD OF LOVE Based on David Leavitt's acclaimed novel The Page Turner, this romantic coming-of-age story is set in the world of classical music. Filmed on location in Barcelona and New York City, the story follows Paul Porterfield (Kevin Bishop), an attractive young American just beginning to face the challenges of adulthood. A promising pianist, he is hired to be a page-turner for his idol, the internationally renowned concert pianist Richard Kennington (Paul Rhys). The two men immediately feel a mutual attraction, which is later re-ignited when they accidentally meet in Barcelona. (Not Reviewed)

FORMULA 51 (R) Director Ronny Yu brings a touch of Hong Kong-styled mayhem and a lot of recycled Guy Ritchie riffs to this quirky action-comedy. Samuel L. Jackson stars as a pharmaceutical wizard in a kilt hanging out in the UK and battling all manner of lowlifes while trying to make a killing on a new designer drug he's just invented. Also stars Robert Carlysle, Rhys Ifans and Meat Loaf.

FRIDA (R) A long-gestating dream project of many (including its star, Salma Hayek), Frida is a competently made but not particularly remarkable film that falls victim to many of the problems commonly associated with bio-pics. The film is true to its life of its subject — the great mono-browed Mexican painter Frida Kahlo — and director Julie Taymor (Titus) makes herself subservient to the material, often to the point of invisibility. The result isn't bad so much as it's an overly restrained and disappointingly conventional affair. The main focus is on Frida's long, passionate and extremely complicated relationship with the painter Diego Rivera (Alfred Molina). Both were fascinating people, but the script's handling of their relationship becomes predictableAlso stars Geoffrey Rush, Ashley Judd and Ed Norton.

GANGS OF NEW YORK (R) Martin Scorsese's enormously ambitious new film about mid-1800s blood feuds and power struggles is a huge, magnificently sprawling thing that manifests all the power and resonance of classical myth. The movie's focus is the love-hate relationship between the characters played by Daniel Day-Lewis and Leonardo DiCaprio, but Scorsese constantly layers his cinematic mural with additional characters, historical nuances and stories-within-stories. Gangs of New York is certainly History Writ Large, but the bulk of it is as accessible as anything this director's ever done. The movie is big, bloody, ornate, passionate and full of over-the-top emotions, like a grand opera re-imagined as a really cool comic book. Also stars Cameron Diaz.

THE GURU (R) Party Girl director Daisy Von Scherler Mayer has removed any sliver of her previous offbeat charm from this trite story of trendy New Yorkers who glom onto a struggling Indian actor (Jimi Mistry) masquerading as a spiritual leader and "Guru of Sex." Heather Graham returns to familiar territory as a sweet porn star who advises the New Age swami in this fluffy romantic comedy with a rank center. —Felicia Feaster

A GUY THING (PG-13) Paul (Jason Lee) is slated to get married in a week when he wakes up after his bachelor party to find a strange girl named Becky (Julia Stiles) in his bed. Desperate to make sure that his fiancee, Karen, played by Selma Blair, doesn't find out, Paul begins telling fib upon fib to save his impending nuptials. The film's main problem is that it's difficult to see Jason Lee as anyone other than himself on screen. Blair, on the other hand, slips easily into the role of the perfect if dispassionate bride-to-be, while Stiles plays the cool and quirky Becky well enough. Also stars James Brolin. —Ana Lopez

HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS (PG-13) Columnist Andie Anderson (Kate Hudson) decides to make all the classic wrong moves in a relationship so she can write about the things that'll send a man packing. Meanwhile, advertising exec Benjamin Barry (Matthew McConaughey) strives to win a new client by betting that he can make a girl fall in love with him in 10 days. Hilarity ensues as Andie transforms into a clingy, whiny nightmare, who fills Ben's medicine cabinet with all things feminine, and Ben puts on a brave face and tries to win Andie anyway. The humor drops a little abruptly when the story moves from funny and lighthearted the slightly more serious resolution, but the movie's actors make the film worth seeing. Hudson skillfully and humorously balances between the cool and intelligent Andie and the needy, lovesick persona that Andie dons, and McConaughey fits the sweet, sexy and ambitious Benjamin Barry role quite naturally. Also stars Adam Goldberg and Bebe Neuwirth. —Ana Lopez

THE HOURS (PG-13) The film interweaves moments from the lives of three women living in three separate times and places, straining to establish unifying themes involving feminine strength (or lack thereof), motherhood, lesbianism and suicide. In the best segment, the writer Virginia Woolf (Nicole Kidman) skulks about in 1923, chain-smoking and mulling over ideas for a new book. In the worst segment, a contemporary New York publisher (Meryl Streep), nicknamed for a character in Woolf's book, prepares a party for Harris' dying writer. In between, there's Julianne Moore as a 1950s housewife who reads Woolf's book, quietly cracks up, and checks into a hotel with a year's supply of sleeping pills. Also stars Toni Collette and Claire Danes.

THE JUNGLE BOOK 2 (G) Following pretty much the same pattern as Disney's recent direct-to-video sequels, this "2" basically just reprises the same characters, songs and settings from the original Jungle Book, and then pits hero against villain in an ever-so-slightly revamped context. The animation is a few notches above the sequel norm (which is probably why the movie rated an actual theatrical release), but there's even less of an attempt at going through the motions of a story. Clocking in at just over an hour, Jungle Book 2 is little more than its characters dancing around to a string of forgettable songs, bolstered by the venerable "Bare Necessities" (which we're forced to hear no less than three times). Featuring the voices of Haley Joel Osment, John Goodman and Tony Jay. Opens Feb. 14 at local theaters.

JUST MARRIED (PG-13) Nauseatingly camera-friendly Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy star as newlyweds who insult and electrocute each other around Europe in a surprisingly clever comedy from Meet the Parents director Shawn Levy. Kutcher (Dude, Where's My Car? and That '70s Show) does as little as possible to dispel his typecast as a sweet-at-heart moron, and Murphy, fresh from bumping uglies with Eminem in 8 Mile, lands yet another dubious on-screen catch. Just Married is formulaic but nonetheless makes a valiant bid to win over even the toughest anti-chick-flick critic with its surprising depth and insight. The problem, though, is its predictable and tedious ending. By the time the credits roll, Kutcher and Murphy have conspired to produce a cliched ending which entirely undermines the first two-thirds of the movie, leaving Hollywood's record of generic romantic-comedy conclusions unthreatened. —Dave Stevenson

KANGAROO JACK (PG) Lookin' for something loopy? This film concerns two longtime friends who get entangled with the mob and are forced to deliver 100,000 to Australia. It all gets out of control when the money is lost to a wild kangaroo. (Not Reviewed)

LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS (PG-13) Peter Jackson's second installment of J.R.R. Tolkien's saga is an even more richly detailed tale than the first. The new movie communicates even more vividly the essence of the astonishing world it imagines — a place where the kingdoms of men coexist with all manner of strange creatures and where magic supercedes science in a way that Harry Potter can only dream about. Stars Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen and Christopher Lee. 1/2

MAX (PG-13) Noah Taylor plays a young, pre-Fuhrer Hitler struggling to sell his hopelessly mediocre paintings in Munich circa 1918. John Cusack plays Max Rothman, a Jewish art dealer who encourages the young Hitler, despite radical dissimilarities in the two men's aesthetics and personalities. It's not nearly as ridiculous as you might think, but the film suffers on several levels, beginning with the fact that its primary focus is not Hitler at all, but its title character, who's simply not terribly interesting.

NARC (R) Not a bad movie, but nothing too far removed from the usual cops 'n' robbers fare that passes through the multiplexes on a regular basis. Narc's primary strength is the intense performance by Ray Liotta; he's cast as a detective whose best friend, a fellow cop, was murdered while investigating drug running on the streets of Detroit. Also stars Jason Patric. 1/2—Matt Brunson

NATIONAL SECURITY (PG-13) Ex L.A. cop Hank Rafferty (Steve Zahn) and police academy reject Earl Montgomery (Martin Lawrence), form an unlikely duo as security guards on a hunt to find the bad guys who killed Hank's partner. The plot isn't anything spectacular, but it provides an occasionally effective platform for the comic pairing of competent and determined Hank with thrill-seeking Earl. The story drags a little at times, and some characters' motivations seem weak, but Earl's smart mouth and his chemistry with Hank minimize the movie's flaws. Also stars Bill Duke and Eric Roberts. 1/2—Ana Lopez

NICHOLAS NICKLEBY (PG) Emma director Douglas McGrath takes on Charles Dickens' massive, much-loved novel and turns it into a star-studded and relatively brisk (two hours, give or take) experience with a clear, uplifting message of triumph against all odds. The film is ultimately a little too light and airy to really stick to the ribs. Also stars Charlie Hunnam and Anne Hathaway. 1/2

THE PIANIST (R) Roman Polanski's film is based on the memoirs of Polish-Jewish classical pianist Wladyslaw Szpilman, who continued to be devoted to his art, even as he watched his world crumble and suffered an endless series of horrors and humiliations designed to rob him and others like him of dignity, humanity and, ultimately, life. The film's cool, reserved and utterly unsentimental style might sound at odds with the extremity of the subject matter, but it's all the more haunting for it. Stars Adrien Brody, Thomas Kretschmann, Ed Stoppard and Frank Finlay.

THE QUIET AMERICAN (R) In a stunning one-two punch that began with Rabbit-Proof Fence, director Phillip Noyce follows through with this evocative Graham Greene adaptation, filled with the writer's trademark intrigue and sophisticated, world-weary wit. On the surface, the movie's a romantic triangle, set in early 1950s Indochina, with titular quiet American Brendan Fraser moving in on Brit journalist Michael Caine's young Vietnamese mistress (the lovely Do Thi Hai Yen from Vertical Ray of the Sun). The woman's a not-so subtle stand-in for the country of Vietnam, of course (mistress to a variety of Westerners, colonized by the world), and the film plays out as an intimate account of the battle for her soul. The movie's elegantly mysterious atmosphere is due in large part to cinematographer Christopher Doyle, the Caucasian master of Asian imagery. Also stars Rade Serbedzija. 1/2

RABBIT-PROOF FENCE (PG) Director Phillip Noyce's quietly moving tale exposes one of the Western world's dirtiest little secrets. Rabbit-Proof Fence focuses on the execrable racial laws in effect in Australia for much of the 20th century, when countless children of mixed aboriginal and white parentage were kidnapped by government employees and imprisoned in "re-education" centers. The film takes place in 1931 and is based on the true story of three young Aboriginal girls who escaped from one of these centers and trekked some 1,500 miles across the Outback to get back home.

THE RECRUIT (PG-13) Slick, briskly paced but ultimately forgettable thriller starring Colin Farrell as a MIT whiz kid tapped by veteran spook Al Pacino to work for the CIA. The movie's first half is fairly interesting as it depicts Farrell's basic training, awkwardly folding in a romantic interest subplot, while the later sections are a strictly by-the-numbers account of Farrell routing out a mole. The movie feels too small and cramped to generate much excitement and it's too glossy to communicate the sort of paranoia and quiet menace it clearly wants us to feel. Also stars Bridget Moynahan.

SHANGHAI KNIGHTS (PG-13) Chon (Jackie Chan) and Roy (Owen Wilson) are reunited when Chon's estranged father is murdered by a Chinese rebel, who escapes to England. What else could be on the intrepid duo's mind but revenge? Oh, and toss in a worldwide conspiracy to murder the royal family. (Not Reviewed)

TALK TO HER (NR) The "new" Almodovar all the way, a natural evolution of the more relaxed and emotionally direct approach that the director's been steadily honing over the past several years. It's a curiously restrained film for Almodovar, almost fragile in its way, but still bursting with life and fully informed by the juicy, overwrought passions and fabulous theatricality. In Talk to Her, Almodovar gives the male perspective for a change as two men express their love for women in comas. Almodovar skillfully zigzags through time, offering up strange little narrative detours and flashbacks within flashbacks but never allowing anything to get in the way of the movie's forward momentum. Stars Javier Camara, Dario Grandinetti, Leonar Watling and Rosario Flores. 1/2

TOSCA (NR) French director Francois Jacquot brings the classic opera about a doomed woman to the big screen. Stars Angela Gheorghiu in the title role. (Not Reviewed)

TWO WEEKS NOTICE (PG-13) What you see is what you get in this pleasant but thoroughly unsurprising romantic comedy that stars Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock doing what each does best. Bullock plays a smart, slightly neurotic but thoroughly adorable lawyer who goes to work for Grant. They're complete opposites — he's a filthy rich Republican and she's a neo-hippie political activist – so, naturally, they fall in love. The script is short on originality or big laughs, but there are no real missteps either. Also stars Alicia Witt.

THE WILD THORNBERRYS MOVIE (PG) Well-made, feature-length version of the Nickelodeon animated series about a globe-trotting family of nature enthusiasts, one of whom has the power to talk to the animals. In the big screen version, 12-year old Eliza and her faithful chimp Darwin get sent off to boarding school and then return to Africa to wrangle with a nasty group of poachers. It's not exactly War and Peace, but you could do a lot worse when it comes to kiddie fare. The movie also boasts some new music by Paul Simon and voice talent that includes Lynn Redgrave, Marisa Tomei, Alfre Woodard and Rupert Everett.

—Reviewed entries by Lance Goldenberg unless otherwise noted.

This article appears in Feb 12-18, 2003.