“Where Are the Jello Shots?” Rabid Nick Refer reviews Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, starring the Bieb, Miley Cyrus and a theater full of screaming pre-teens (with video)

As I was set to return to Creative Loafing after a sabbatical in Siberia spent living amongst the wolf-people, my interest was piqued when the documentary Justin Bieber: Never Say Never popped up for review. Rabid Nick has a serious thirst for knowledge, and I crave the clean quench that only non-fiction cinema can provide.

With nothing more than the inspiring title to go by, I shed my wolf skin, and eagerly jumped on board to review what was certain to be an epic piece of inspiring cinema.

Movie Promotions Guy: “Welcome to this exclusive pre-screening of Justin Bieber: Never Say Never. Who wants Bieber Fever T-shirts?"

Justin Bieber Fan's Mom: “Where are the Jello shots?”

Uh oh …

This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2011.