

FROM THE STREET (Fun with Alchemy)
"After the drum circle, everybody head to the back for cupcakes," Joran yelled from the stage Sunday at Skipper's Smokehouse. [ed. Joran Oppelt is the marketing and promotions director for Creative Loafing] He wasn't joking, nor was he stoned and yelling to a bunch of munchy-hungry hippies. He was addressing the kids and parents at…
Madonna vs. Elvis: Most important pop star?
The Material Girl recently surpassed The King of Rock ânâ Roll on the list of most Top 10 singles with her ditty "4 Minutes," reports Billboard.com, giving Madonna 37 to Elvis Presley's 36. Justin Timberlake is featured on the Madge number and Timbaland co-wrote it, which means the track could have been a smash for…
From the Street with Alfie: Fun with Alchemy
"After the drum circle, everybody head to the back for cupcakes," Joran yelled from the stage Sunday at Skipper's Smokehouse. [ed. Joran Oppelt is the marketing and promotions director for Creative Loafing] He wasn't joking, nor was he stoned and yelling to a bunch of munchy-hungry hippies. He was addressing the kids and parents at…
Five Things to Do Today
The Band's Visit 1. The Bandâs Visit â a multi-award winning minimalist comedy about a band made up of members of the Egyptian police, and what happens when they find themselves in the wrong town â is screened at 1:30 p.m. at Beach Theatre, and 7:30 p.m. at Tampa Theatre. 2. Can you tell the difference…
Robyn: reviewed
Here's a rough draft of my Robyn review: Robyn ROBYN Konichiwa/Cherry Tree/Interscope Robynâs self-titled disc comes with a back-story nearly worthy of Wilcoâs Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. The Swedish pop album was independently recorded by a former major label artist, took three years to finally make its stateside debut, and now, thanks to tracks being highly…
Water, Water, Everywhere, Let’s Have A Monday Media Wrap-Up!
"Shortages are reaching crisis proportions in even the most highly developed regions, and they're quickly becoming commonplace in our own backyard, from the bleached-white bathtub ring around the Southwest's half-empty Lake Mead to the parched state of Georgia, where the governor prays for rain." [Wired] "I go alone during the day to collect my water…
Five Things to Do Today
White Denim; photo courtesy of Gorilla vs. Bear. 1. Worthy of the drive: Two out-there but interesting indie bands â Austinâs polyrhythmic post-punk trio White Denim and experi-pop foursome Tapes nâ Tapes of Minneapolis â play the Social in Orlando. 2. Darfur Working Group co-founder Dr. Hamid E. Ali talks about his experiences as a…
Santana, Anti-Flag, Talib Kweli and more in CL
Here's what we have running in the current Creative Loafing: Bar Tab: Ultimate bar (part two). Readers weigh in on the perfect watering hole. Senior Editor Eric Snider's interview with Santana (read and listen). Anti-Flag bearers: A mahor-label signing hasn't diluted the punk band's message. Spins: Reviews of new CDs by Firewater, Gnarls Barkley and…
Five Things to Do This Weekend
1. Sweetwater Organic Farm concludes its Friday Movie Series with a screening of the heartwarming documentary, The Real Dirt on Farmer John. 2. Artistic Director Donald Byrd brings Spectrum Dance Theater to Clearwater. The program highlight is a new modern piece commissioned by Ruth Eckerd Hall for its 25th anniversary, and performed to a jazz…
Portishead — live stream of the new album
The much-anticipated new Portishead album, Third — the duo's first in more than a decade — is streaming here. So far, I've listened to a few tracks and am pretty stoked, which is a relief since I found their CurrentTV Portishead in Portishead premiere performance a bit dull and uninspired. They've built upon the sound they perfected…
Masquerade puts on The Ritz
When The Masquerade in Ybor City closed a couple of years ago, it had degenerated into a scary place: dark and tomb-like, with couches that only the bravest dared sit on. If memory serves, the menâs room had a hole where a urinal had once been. You pissed in the hole. I think itâs safe…
Ministry Monstrosity
Arielle Stevenson went to Ministry at Jannus Landing on Wednesday night. She came back with this: I got my first tattoo while Ministryâs âLay Lady Layâ played in the background. So naturally I had to watch the masses of black-studded industrial metalheads cheer the now-50-year-old Al Jorgensen last night at Jannus. The iconic mic stand,…
Five Things to Do Today
 1. ABC premieres the first of five new (post-strike) episodes of Lost, with the season finale to air May 29. 2. Have dinner at La Fogata Churrascaria, Le Bouchon Bistro, Backfin Blue or Piaâs Trattoria, or choose from 31 other Pinellas County restaurants participating in Dining Out for Life, a national AIDS awareness campaign and…
FROM THE STREET (Cowboys and Swimming Caps)
Have Gun, Will Travel are not nearly as threatening as their name implies, but they are more than ready to hit the road for little more than the chance to do what they do best. "We just need enough to pay for gas," frontman Matt Burke reportedly said when asked to play a fan's wedding.…
Panic At The Disco concert review
Here's a review (and photo) by Amanda Schurr, events editor/arts writer for Creative Loafing Sarasota. Honda Civic Tour: Panic at the Disco w/Motion City Soundtrack/The Hush Sound/Phantom Planet, 7 p.m. Tues., April 22, Ruth Eckerd Hall, Clearwater By the time I got to Clearwater for the corporate fun fest Honda Civic Tour, Iâd already missed…
From the Street with Alfie: Cowboys and Swimming Caps
Have Gun, Will Travel are not nearly as threatening as their name implies, but they are more than ready to hit the road for little more than the chance to do what they do best. "We just need enough to pay for gas," frontman Matt Burke reportedly said when asked to play a fan's wedding.…
All antsy at Springsteen
While 16,000 fans at the St. Pete Times Forum stood on their feet, silent, basking in Bruce Springsteenâs ballad âRacing in the Street,â I was sitting with my face in my hands, pleading for the song to end. Several times he finished that dreary chorus and Iâd think âRacingâ was coming to a merciful close,…
Five Things to Do Today
Ministry 1. Industrial metal makers Ministry brings their supposed final tour (inanely dubbed âC U LaTouRâ) to Jannus Landing tonight. 2. Two old broads find love and a new lease on life in Bermuda Avenue Triangle; the national tour stops at Ruth Eckerd Hall for an afternoon and evening show. 3. CLIP Film Series presents…
Still Ignoring The World Food Crisis? Now It Hits Home.
The New York Sun reported this week that major retailers like Costco have recently imposed purchase limits on commodity foods like rice, oil and flour. It's spotty, on a store by store basis, but people are noticing and some consumers (as well as restaurant owners concerned about rapid price hikes from distributors) are hoarding. And…
Girl power
Womanly ruminations while waiting for a friend.
Eat less meat, save the world
Want to help reduce the impact of the World Food Crisis (see eatmyflorida.com for details about that)? Stop eating meat. Almost 40 percent of all the grain grown in the world is slated for animal feed. Feeding animals is an inefficient process, requiring about 8 kilos of grain to produce every kilo of cow flesh,…
The Turtle Island Quartet does Coltrane
Who said a string quartet has to play nothing but stuffy chamber music? The San Francisco-based Turtle Island Quartet has made its bones interpreting other genres, especially jazz, and liberally incorporating improvisation. While the group — violin, cello and two violas — has released 14 CDs over 10 years, its most celebrated is last year's…
Harry Potter, NFL draft
Plus, polygamists speak out
Festival: Green Thumb Festival
Saturday, April 26
DalÍ design approved
New museum will be largest in the bay area
Another dead stepfather
Who’s gonna clean up your mess?
Angelette Aviles: “We were the ones here first.”
Networking works for this young Hispanic visionary.
Wine List
Got an upcoming or ongoing wine event? Send information to: The Wine List, 810 N. Howard Ave., Tampa, FL 33606, fax 813-739-4801 or e-mail brian.ries@creativeloafing.com. Best Bets: SIP IN THE SRQ It's Sarasota's biggest wine shindig, four days of decadent food and wine. Don't worry if your wallet doesn't extend to bidding on jeroboams of…
Poly folly
"At what age can a child be married in the church?" –—Today anchor Meredith Vieira on April 16, interviewing three women from Eldorado, Texas, polygamist compound the YFZ Ranch "I have my children. And they mean a lot to me, and I know of no force, nothing like that. I have my children that I…
Concert: Ozomatli
Tuesday, April 29
Lecture/Fundraiser: Amani Africa President Gasana Mutesi
Friday, April 25
L’Olivier is a crepe discovery
Discover this cozy oasis in downtown St. Pete.
Film: Sunset Cinema Series
Saturday, April 26
Waters’ edge
Renegade filmmaker turned media commodity, John Waters gets Filthy at the Dalí
Guitar hero
Carlos Santana says he’s not a rock star. Why? Read (and listen to) this interview.
The Band’s Visit
Egyptian police navigate a sleepy Israeli backwater.
Steve Vaclavik folks in the Long Grass
Intriguing tales on Tampa singer’s new CD.
Fundraiser: A Workout for Jude
Wednesday, April 30
Ani DiFranco goes Live
At Babeville
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Of Hummer, grouper and other Green Issue issues
Hey, Dalí-Face!
Did anyone ever say you looked kind of like….
Dance: Spectrum Dance Theater
Friday, April 25
Comedy: Ralphie May and Ty Barnett
Thursday, April 24
100 ways and then some
# 5 Living Green Editor's note: Even before CL's Green Issue hit the stands last week with its list of "100 ways to go green," our online readers were contributing ways to live a more sustainable life. One comment on our fixitnowtampabay.com blog stood out for its thoughtfulness and thoroughness. Local writer, graphic designer and…
Tina Fey, Funky Forest and more
CL’s mini movie reviews
Leon Russell, Tribal Style
Plus Bon Jovi
Clutch puts a tight grip on the State Theatre
Few bands to emerge during the grunge era meld bluesy funk and Sabbathian metal as successfully — or have lasted as long — as Maryland's Clutch. The band's music is heavy enough to inspire head-banging yet sufficiently melodic, occasionally in a thick boogie manner, for ass-shaking. The songs marked by deep-voiced frontman Neil Fallon's fierce…
Fun with nipples and tongues
Polymorphous perversity in Neil Bender’s show at Bleu Acier.
A big night out
Living large at Club Rubenesque
What is a nuclear umbrella?
Don’t Panic! … Your war questions answered
Anti-Flag bearers
A major-label signing hasn’t diluted the punk band’s message.
Fundraiser: Dining out for Life
Thursday, April 24
Classical Music/Theater: Tosca
Friday, April 25
Ninth Annual Wildlife & Western Visions Art Show
See the best of Western art at Raymond James
Ultimate bar (part two)
Readers weigh in on the perfect watering hole.
Art: Ninth Annual Wildlife & Western Visions Art Show
Sunday, April 27
Lecture: Darfur — Stand For Justice
Monday, April 28
Obey this Commander’s call
To Juju Jubilee
Showdown at St. Pete City Council
Baker’s clout is tested in race for vacant seat.
New CDs from Firewater, Gnarls Barkley and The Gibson Brothers
The Golden Hour, The Odd Couple and Iron & Diamonds
In the eardrum
The leap from underground luminary to mainstream star often trips up even the most skilled and versatile rappers. The jazz-informed 1998 album Black Star first earned Talib Kweli praise in the alternative hip-hop world — even if his contributions were slightly overshadowed by collaborator Mos Def's. Kweli's 2000 solo debut, Reflection Eternal, removed any doubts…
Chicago, B.B. King
Plus Kanye West
Business takeover?
Concerns arise about who’s running the show at One Bay.






