Feb 14-20, 2007

Feb 14-20, 2007 / Vol. 19 / No. 48

Keeping Secrets at the Tribune

The Tampa Tribune's newsroom apparently doesn't want its readers to know exactly how much money Volkswagen dealer Jason Kuhn directed into the campaign coffers of Tampa City Council candidate Julie Brown. Today's Metro section (finally) featured a story about how Kuhn, his employees, his family and their friends gave Brown a big wad of cash…

Making the Patient Comfortable

Some patients, when the writing is on the wall, demand to know the hard, ugly truth. "Don't beat around the bush, Doc. I can handle it." Others slip into resignation and hope, neither needing nor wanting the hard, ugly truth. Yr Editor sees that now in N'awlins, where the hard, ugly truth is that Americans…

Candidates Debate Tonight in Ybor City

Everyone says they are concerned about the environment, but voter interest and election patterns never seem to correspond to that interest. So here is your chance to get out and pay our environment more than lip service: All of the candidates for Tampa City Council and mayor in the upcoming March 6 elections have been…

Morning Roundup

Monday: Alligators haunt his dreams. Florida gets a "D" More scary political news. Paper-trail goes national. A liberal agrees with the right-wing, on five things, at least. The 2007 Left Coast Writing Contest winners.

You’re Probably Too Sophisticated to Pay Attention . . .

to the John Couey murder trial in Miami and the Anna Nicole Smith hearing in Hollywood, so let me summarize. The Couey trial is bogged down with jury selection, and will be for a couple of weeks, but Couey pays rapt attention to the proceedings and scribbles notes to his lawy-, no, no, just kidding.…

Morning Roundup

The pilgrimage has gained momentum/Take a turn, take a turn: The Guv's got a sweetie. UPDATE: Picture here. It ain't a good time to be approaching 50 in this business. Taking down Guetzloe. Like looking in a mirror.

Rough Wednesday at the Tribune & Other Media News

Will Tampa Tribune reporters and editors be meeting with The Bobs any time soon? Tribune staffers who attended a brown-bag lunch on Wednesday with Editor Janet Weaver didn't have much to celebrate, as sources who requested anonymity tell Blurbex that tough times may call for tough measures at 200 S. Parker Street. They said Weaver…

Morning Roundup

Picture yourself in a boat on a river: High school teachers are revolting. And the Tribune editorial board responds, "That's right, they stink on ice." (my continued apologies to Mel Brooks) Dying to read every-8-minutes updates on the Tribune's Couey trial blog? Didn't think so. More money for newsrooms, beancounters, not less!! Anything that has…

WKMG-TV Begins Its Slow Takedown of Political Operative Doug Guetzloe

After a judge on Monday lifted the restraining order on the non-medical records that were in Guetzloe's storage locker (among the 80-some cartons now owned by Orlando's Channel 6 after Guetzloe forgot to pay the rent), reporter Tony Pipitone began the first of what will surely be a delicious series of revelations of Guetzloe's politics-related…

The Tongs

Name of Kama Sutra position: The Tongs Getting into the position: The woman grips the penis with her ÒyoniÓ as a vice; squeezing him and stroking and milking the nectar from him. On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?8 Did you have difficulty…

Roger Waters will play Tampa

The rumor we reported earlier has become official. It was announced today that Roger Waters will play the Ford Amphitheatre in Tampa on May 18. And, yes, he will be performing Dark Side of the Moon in its entirety. No word yet if The Wizard of Oz will be broadcast on the jumbo screens with…

Morning Roundup

I don't care for any casanova thing / All I can say is  / Love stinks: The Annotated Prostitupalooza. Great Poems About Sex (Slate) A tree with breasts. V Day, MoJo-style. Arching Prose. (Oh God, Ohhhh God …) Who hearts the Surge? The Guv doesn't quite heart gay marriage, but he won't stop it. So…

Taking Exception With Iorio

At the Forest Hills Recreation Center in Tampa last night, 10 candidates for city council and mayor were quite civil, not an attack from the bunch of them. But thanks to some probing audience questions and a helluva moderating job by ABC Action News' Don Germaise, several interesting differences emerged between almost all the candidates…

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The Woggles, Gill Landry, The Safes, Ramsay Midwood


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