Mar 10-16, 2010

Mar 10-16, 2010 / Vol. 22 / No. 52

The dirt on the Epcot Flower and Garden Festival (with pics)

There is little that compares to the feeling of finding money you hid from yourself and forgot you even had. It happens when you discover a neatly folded $20 bill in the back pocket of a crumpled pair of jeans you wore out two Fridays ago. Or, as so many waiters and waitresses know, discovering…

Dreaming of Princess Di

"Dream Momma, I'm a professional now living in Tampa. Spent time in London three years ago and since then I dream on and off of Princess Di. I'd like to do her but my dreams are never hot. In the last dream we are in the back of a black limo like the one she…

Theater Review: The Lark at Gorilla

If no one but Magali Naas (pictured, photo by Jeff Young Photography) and Giles Davies were performing in Jean Anouilh’s The Lark at Gorilla Theatre, this production might be one of the great triumphs of the decade. As Joan of Arc, Naas is luminous: she dominates her scenes with a sweetness and purity that’s almost…

Concert review: Fruit Bats with Blue Giant at Crowbar

Music nerd that I am, there’s no way to calculate the levels of anxiety I’d be experiencing this week had my plans to attend SXSW this year actually materialized. Trying to choose which band at which bar, knowing you’re missing something memorable no matter what shows you see, hell, even just trying to pick where…

Restaurant Review: Seasons 52 — Heavy hitter brings light fare to Tampa

Seasons 52 3.5 stars Westshore Plaza, 204 N Westshore Blvd., Tampa, 813- 286-1152 or seasons52.com Ever since my first meal at a Roy’s Hawaiian Fusion, I decided to forgo my preconceived notions about chain restaurants. Well, high-end chain restaurants, at least. Fine dining can be refined and replicated, and may even be the better for…

Erectile dysfunction may be a sign of impending death

Not only do men with erectile dysfunction, ED, have to deal with impotence, now ED suffers with heart problems have to worry about dying. As reported on ABCnews.com, a new study published in the journal Circulation finds that of men with heart conditions, those who also have ED are much more likely to have heart…

Obama and Fox: All is forgiven?

Although it seems like years,  it wasn't that long ago when the Obama administration was ripping into the Fox News Channel, which unquestionably has held this president's feet to the fire harder than any other mainstream media outlet. Former communications aide Anita Dunn called out the Rupert Murdoch-owned media conglomerate twice last October, deriding it…

Spring film festival season: There’s more to it than just GIFF

The 2010 Gasparilla Film Festival kicks off spring film festival season on Thursday (see Joe Bardi's CL cover story and interview with fest Prez Chad Moore), but it's not the only game in town. Bay area residents are blessed with several cinema-centric events that are sure to delight the film-fans among us. Here's a rundown…

Poet’s Notebook: A toast to my uncle, the prototypical Irishman

Under bare Ben Bulben’s head In Drumcliff churchyard Yeats is laid… On limestone quarried near the spot By his command these words are cut: Cast a cold eye On life, on death. Horseman, pass by! —William Butler Yeats (1865-1939) On November 4th, 1992, the eve of Bill Clinton’s victory over George H. W. Bush, Jeanne…

Theater Review: Jobsite’s boom!

There are precisely two complex ideas in Peter Sinn Nachtreib’s boom! — now at Jobsite Theater — and once we’ve fully understood each, there’s very little to hold our attention. Idea number one is that the earth is about to be hit by a comet (thus the title), and the regeneration of the human race…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events: St. Paddy’s Day edition

It’s that time of year again: time for green beer, shamrocks and kissing strangers who claim to be Irish – and a whole host of venues gets in on the celebration. Wednesday, March 17: The Dubliner The Dubliner’s St. Patrick’s Day Extravaganza isn’t for the faint of heart. They’re not just filling up the pub…

Tampa Bay Great American Cleanup locations- this Saturday (3/20)

Join Keep Pinellas Beautiful and The City of Tampa along with other proactive citizens for the Great American Cleanup events in Tampa Bay this Saturday, March 20. During this year's 22nd Annual Great American Clean-Up affiliates in Pinellas, Hillsborough, and Pasco counties will join together volunteers in our community, from March 1 through May 31,…

Interview: Filmmaker Talal Jabari explores his concerns about cell towers in Full Signal documentary at Gasparilla filmfest

[Editor's Note: For much more on the Gasparilla International Film Festival, check out Joe Bardi's cover story from this week's issue of Creative Loafing.] Despite strong opposition from community members, a Hillsborough County land use hearing officer last week approved a cell phone tower at Cannella Elementary School in Carrollwood. The tower will be installed…

Cell phone tower protest in South Tampa, HART board members fret over transit discussions, and could the current problems at the Hillsborough BOCC create momentum for a county mayor? Mitch Perry Report 3.16.10

Late yesterday we were down at the corner of Manhattan and Henderson in South Tampa, where protesters upset about the Tampa City Council granting (on first hearing) a major variance for a cell phone tower in the area let their voice be heard; There was a lot of discussion at yesterday's HART meeting on possible…

New music releases out Tuesday, March 16: Flobots, The Whigs, Happy Birthday (with audio), Streetlight Manifesto, Disco Biscuits, The White Stripes (with video), and more

This week’s schedule of new music releases; for a complete breakdown of upcoming releases due out in the next several months, click here. , La Raza (Metal Blade) The Audition, Great Danger (Victory) Disco Biscuits, Planet Anthem (Diamond Riggs) (Moved out from its original February 2 release date.) Jorge Drexler, Amar La Trama (WEA International)…

My first threesome

My first sexual experience with a female was a threesome with my husband. We weren't yet in the swinging lifestyle but were venturing further into uncharted waters of our marriage. Although we had teased about having sex with others, done a little exhibitionism on the webcam, and even played I'll show you mine if you show me…

Protesters rally in South Tampa against proposed cell phone tower

Approximately two dozen people, many wearing yellow t-shirts calling out Democratic House District 57 candidate Stacy Frank, protested in a South Tampa strip mall Monday afternoon against a proposed 150-foot cell phone tower that could soon be erected there, if the Tampa City Council approves the zoning variance when it comes back before them this…

On the Radar: Women of Jazz III at the Palladium

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming events to mark your calendar for. The shortlist of female jazz artists who’ve made their mark in music over the past several decades encompasses legendary singers like Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald and Sarah Vaughan as well as lesser-known but no less great instrumentalists, among them pianist/composer/innovator…

The fight against nearshore oil drilling in Florida isn’t nearly over

The last year could be considered a success in local environmental activism. After years of support for these measures down the west coast, and varied stakeholder input across the Tampa Bay watershed, the Suncoast Sierra Club headed the coalition that created the space for passage of strong, local fertilizer and landscape management ordinances. These measures…

RIB-OFF! Round 2 voting: Crab-BQ versus Z Grille

We're pitting Tampa Bay's best ribs against each other in our RIB-OFF! 2010 Tournament of Ribs. Follow the tournament, see the competitors and brackets, and vote in head-to-head matches at cltampa.com/ribs. But first: Vote in this matchup!

St. Petersburg College to install rooftop photovoltaic solar project

St. Petersburg College will begin installing its first photovoltaic system on the Clearwater campus March 19. The system, which will generate renewable power for the electrical grid, will be installed on the roof of the LEED Gold Natural Science, Mathematics and College of Education building, already one of Tampa bay’s most environmentally friendly buildings. Installation…

RIB-OFF! Round 1 winners, time to vote in round 2

CL's Rib-Off — our 2010 Tournament of Ribs — kicked off with a flurry of voting last week, resulting in half the field of 64 Bay area rib restaurants knocked off the brackets. Although more than 6,000 votes were cast in the competition, just two of the 32 match-ups counted for more than a third…

Last week to discuss health care reform? Matt Damon & Karl Rove share the re-write of the Iraq war and some USF students use their spring break to help the homeless:Mitch Perry Report 3.15.10

Happy first real day of Daylight Saving Time to you, too! We couldn't help but realize as we watched the whole panoply of Sunday morning tv programs yesterday about how much of them in the past year have been dedicated to health care legislation.  Who knows, though?  This might be the final week we have…

Students serve the broken of Tampa as an alternative spring break

Instead of going to the beach or sitting around the house surfing the Internet all day, students from local universities chose a different alternative for Spring Break by serving the homeless and the broken. For six days, 66 students gave up the comforts of home to participate in the Tampa Mission Experience (TMX). TMX provides…

On the Radar: Tampa’s fourth annual Clean City Day

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming events to mark your calendars for. The City of Tampa is hosting the fourth annual Clean City Day on Saturday in conjunction with The Great American Cleanup, the nation’s largest community improvement program — and they need your help to keep this city beautiful. Volunteers are…

Do It Today: Staged readings of Maria Kizito at Jobsite and Match Point at American Stage, Cheryl Wheeler’s Club Jaeb concert

Tonight's Job-Side staged reading of Maria Kizito is set during the 1994 Rwandan genocide, and is told through Benedictine nuns and other eyewitness accounts. Visit jobsitetheater.org for more info. (Pictured: Photographers take pictures of a Hutu man after he was molested by Tutsis in the Rwandan genocide) Mon., March 15, 7:30 p.m., Shimberg Playhouse, Straz…

Karl Rove and Green Zone rewrite beginning of Iraq war

The biggest major motion picture released this weekend in America (to relatively weak attendance)   was the reunion of Bourne Identity filmmaker Paul Greengrass and actor Matt Damon for Green Zone , a fictional take on the beginning of the U.S led military invasion of Iraq almost exactly seven years ago (the anniversary takes place…

Last week for health care discussions?

The "enablers," as they've been dubbed by some in the incessant articles about Rahm Emanuel that continue to be published, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs and chief political strategist David Axelrod, flooded the Sunday morning chat shows to once again speak up for health care reform legislation that nobody is certain has the votes…

Capricorn Studios: Ybor’s new red-light erotic art gallery

is one of the oldest forms of human expression. Paleolithic cave dwellers carved nude forms in wood and stone. Ancient Greeks depicted sex acts on pottery which could get them arrested today.  Hindus illustrated and catalogued sex positions in the ancient text of the Kama Sutra which are still studied today. Just as sex links…

St. Petersburg College to participate in Earth Hour on March 27

St. Petersburg College announced today that they are an official supporter of Earth Hour. On Saturday, March 27, at 8:30 p.m. the world will send a powerful message that climate change is a priority that must be dealt with now. By turning off non-essential lighting for one hour, Earth Hour, hundreds of millions of people…

Paying “rent” to Mother Nature: The Great Old Broads for Wilderness

"Activism is my rent for living on this planet."  -Alice Walker In this second entry in my series on "Paying 'rent' to Mother Nature", I want to acknowledge an incredible women's organization that is truly paying their rent. Great Old Broads for Wilderness boasts twenty years of ageless advocacy. Based in Durango, Colorado, Great Old…

Introducing the Take-Home Tiger Woods Love Doll

Just in case there are a few women, or men, who didn't get a chance to sleep with Tiger Woods before he was cured of his adulterous disease in sex rehab, Pipedream Products released the Take-Home Tiger Love Doll. You can't blame Pipedreams for coming out with such a timely product. How could they resist…

CD review: Drive-By Truckers, The Big To-Do

Drive-By Truckers return with their 10th studio album, The Big To-Do, and they've managed to bring back some of the rawk. I gotta be honest. After the last two studio releases, I was pretty sure my torrid love affair with the band was in its setting sun. Seemed marriages, kids, label disputes and time had…

Do It This Weekend: St. Patrick’s day events across Tampa Bay, crawfish fest, Marvin Hamlisch joins the orchestra, Sunscreen Film Fest viewing party and more

It’s that time of year again: time for green beer, shamrocks and kissing strangers who claim to be Irish – and a whole host of venues get in on the celebration. Whether you’re in Tampa or St. Pete this weekend, you can embarrass yourself at MacDinton’s and Paddy Burkes, respectively, at a Leprechaun Pub Crawl,…

The libertine’s guide to gallantry: the unattractive delusion

Confident ugly men get laid. Poor men date and marry rich, beautiful, and famous women: see Kevin Federline. Every guy has plenty of potential excuses why women don’t find him attractive. These delusions can focus on anything: height, weight, size, hair, complexion, job, intellect, finances, car…  Even characteristics that we assume to be positive, some…

GOP ups ante on banning earmarks- Bill Young calls it fair

In Washington, House Republicans announced on Thursday that their entire-178-member conference would not seek any congressional earmarks this year. And for the record, Bill Young says he's cool with it. The Pinellas based Representative told the St. Petersburg Times' Alex Leary that: "It's fair … The fact they are making it across the board, makes…

World Cafe discussion on permaculture, Friday (3/12)

This Friday night in St. Petersburg there will be a World Café discussion held on the subject of permaculture and creating a stable and sustainable society. The World Café group meets weekly to discuss an array of subjects pertaining to global issues. It's a roundtable-style setting, with people gathering into groups to discuss the current…

Must-see show this Saturday: Fruit Bats at Crowbar in Ybor City

When multi-instrumentalist Eric D. Johnson isn’t playing with The Shins, he’s touring with Seattle-based folk rock quintet Fruit Bats. The band stuck to their rootsy sound with their first three releases, occasionally fleshing out production with electronic flourishes, but dipped their brush in a broader sonic palette for 2009’s The Ruminant Band. Johnson’s music and…

Eco Tech: Solar powered iPhone/iPod charger case now available

, a company that makes solar powered electronics, has just released their newest creation: the Surge – a hybrid solar charger case for second and third generation iPhone and iPod Touch models. These sleek photovolataic chargers are the first Apple-certified solar iPod cases, extending audio playback by 20 hours and 3G talk time by 4…

Bean to commissioners: Take my polygraph, please take my polygraph!

By George Niemann PoHo contributor and R-LAND, UCAN, FSP, Amendment 4 member/activist Views expressed are my own and may not be the same as the organizations to which I belong Photo Credit: Michael Spooneybarger Yesterday was truly an amazing day down at Hillsborough County Center. We had County Administrator Pat Bean and County Attorney Renee…

This weekend’s best bets in Bay area music: NeedToBreathe, Mercury Program, Arlo Guthrie, Michael Buble, Fruit Bats, Chuck Prophet, Kool Keith AKA Dr. Octagon, and more

This weekend's a doozie. Tons of bands in town, many on their way to or from Harvest of Hope in St. Augustine. The following is a quick breakdown of the most worthy beginning with Thursday, ’cause that’s when the weekend really starts, right? For a more comprehensive schedule, check out our Upcoming Concerts page THURSDAY,…

Green Community Calendar weekend events: Raw foods class, Code Green Community film and discussion, Seminole Heights Sunday Market and more

Looking for something green-related to do this weekend? Look no further than our own Green Community Calendar. Dunedin Green Market- Every Friday (through April); 8 am- 1 pm. Featuring fresh, local produced goods such as baked good, ready-to-eat-foods, organic plants and herbs, coffee, honey, seafood, clothing, and so much more. The Dunedin Green Market is…

Viagra: swingers drug of choice?

Whether  you are a 20 something or 50 something swinger I bet you have encountered or experienced bad sexual performance. Sometimes this occurs because you are 50 something (sorry guys) and sometimes for other reasons.  Nervous, drunk, high, or even the use of a condom will cause a man to loose his pride and joy. Recently…

Hillsborough light rail discussions continue, Tampa Mayor hails light rail in state of the city address, and another story on light rail: Mitch Perry report 3.11.10

We sat through the near three hour discussion at the County Center in Tampa yesterday for Hillsborough County Commissioners to discuss the light rail ballot language and whether to can three top employees. You can read our story here on that event – also, CL contributor Chris Ingram, a local GOP political consultant, is now…

Ingram files Florida Bar Ethics Complaint against Lee

Enough is enough. The culture of corruption and abuse of power by bureaucrats and elected officials must stop. By Chris Ingram Having watched the unfolding saga known as the Hillsborough County Commission the last few years, I have begun to wonder if you could write fiction as good as this. I mean seriously folks, we’ve got…

Previously on Lost: “Dr. Linus”

[Editor's Note: After you're done with Michelle's analysis, check out this week's CL Lost podcast.] I was expecting a lot from an episode titled "Dr. Linus," who is undoubtedly one of my favorite TV characters. I wasn't completely let down, but the episode felt more like the slow-paced "What Kate Does" than the action-packed "Sundown."…

Sizzle: A Global Warming Comedy – A humorous look at a serious issue

, by scientist-turned-filmmaker Randy Olson, is a self-proclaimed mix of "mockumentary, documentary, and reality," about the current hot topics (pun intended) of global warming and climate change. The film follows Olson and his crew as they journey to find out the truth about these issues by interviewing scientists and people on the street. By the…

Nike’s World Cup uniforms made from recycled plastic bottles

Good news, sports fans, the 2010 FIFA World Cup is just 92 days away and, like the Winter Olympics, these games will also be sporting some recycled wear. Nike has just unveiled their uniforms (or "kits" being the proper term) they've created especially for the teams they're sponsoring this year, made from recycled plastic bottles.…

Diary of the Newly Employed Housewife: Change is good

Well, it seems 2010 has been a year of change for me so far, and it is a good thing. New job, new perspective, new adventures. I managed to survive my first week back to work, and as sick and crazy as I know it sounds I'm looking forward to going back. I was definitely…

Wednesday-music.com indie music profile: Broken Bells

Ambient pop duo Broken Bells features Brian Burton (producer, organ, drums, piano, synths, bass) and James Mercer (vocals, guitar). Outside of their context, these names may not mean a lot, but what if I were to tell you that Brian is otherwise known as Danger Mouse? Yes, that Danger Mouse: of Gnarls Barkley and the…

Texas breaks US wind energy generation record

Last Friday, the Lone Start State broke wind – the US wind power generation record, that is (sorry, I just couldn't resist), by producing 19% of the state's total electricity mix. They broke their own record from the previous year by 12.8% – more than tripling their wind power production.

Palace intrigue at Hillsborough County Commission; Marco Rubio a porker? And new report says Democrats are more vulnerable than ever on national security:Mitch Perry Report 3.10.10

The Hillsborough County Commission has always been good for drama over the years.  That scenario will play out again today; The Miami Herald busts Marco Rubio for pork barrel spending. But do Florida Republicans even care anymore? And a new poll commissioned by Bill Clinton's former pollster says national Democrats are more vulnerable than ever…

Why is Hillsborough County Auditor Jim Barnes being asked to resign?

As we reported yesterday, Hillsborough County Commission Chair Ken Hagan, in response to wide spread outrage over the report last week that Hillsborough County Administrator Pat Bean and County Attorney were snooping in on e-mails written by County Auditor Jim Barnes regarding his investigation into how the two ended up giving themselves pay raises back…

Naked men vs. nude women

After attending a few recent Sex & Love events, I’ve come to the conclusion that the nude male body is under celebrated in our culture. There's still a stigma associated with the male nudity. Why can breasts and vaginas be plastered all over the place while the penis is too taboo? Perhaps this is the…

Is exposure to small amounts of radiation beneficial?

What's the Straight Dope on radiation hormesis? From what I understand, this hypothesis rejects the current wisdom that if a lot of radiation is very bad, a little bit of radiation is at least somewhat bad. On the contrary, these folks claim a little bit of radiation might actually be good. What's up — sound…

New music releases out this Tuesday, March 9: Jimi Hendrix, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Frightened Rabbit, Ludacris, Pavement and more (audio + video)

This week’s schedule of new music releases; for a complete breakdown of upcoming releases due out in the next several months, click here. , Only the Dead See the End of the War (Vice) Alberta Cross, Broken Side Of Time (ATO) Aloha, Home Acres (Polyvinyl) Before Their Eyes, Untouchable (Rise) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Beat…

Guinness Pour the Perfect Pint Party Pics (3-7-10)

No, it's not St. Patty's Day yet, but  this week's party pics are from the Guinness Pour the Perfect Pint Competition held at The Pool at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. The Party: Guinness and 102.5 The Bone have 30 of the Bay's Best Bartenders Compete to Pour the Perfect Pint. The Crowd: Bartenders and…

CL’s favorite green scene? The Roosevelt Art Gallery

Ybor’s art scene has never acted so natural. Since beginning construction 14 months ago, The Roosevelt team has taken its antique building – so-named because it once housed Teddy Roosevelt’s Rough Riders – from leaky and creaky to clean and green. “If we weren’t all really passionate about what we do here, then this project…


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