Nov 16-23, 2005

Nov 16-23, 2005 / Vol. 18 / No. 35

Full disclosure

Rumors that staff is made up entirely of transvestite commie anarchists remain unaddressed. Has already purchased several pieces for her servants' quarters. Try teabags instead. Worked for us. Upset that Ronda and Brian Blair are getting all the intolerance ink. In related news, 29 percent of Americans live in the states of Wyoming and Undisclosed…

Giving in

So now that I’m sort of grown up, do I have to start buying Christmas presents?


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