Rumors that staff is made up entirely of transvestite commie anarchists remain unaddressed.
Has already purchased several pieces for her servants' quarters.
Try teabags instead. Worked for us.
Upset that Ronda and Brian Blair are getting all the intolerance ink.
In related news, 29 percent of Americans live in the states of Wyoming and Undisclosed Location.
Tampa school to rent space for cellphone tower
Can double their money if they sign a two-year service agreement.
Why has the Times continued to suck up to St. Pete mayor post-election?
"Governor Baker will get right back to you on that," answered press secretary Adam C. Smith.
Bruce Willis offers $1 million bounty for Osama
Sweet revive-the-career move; thank God he didn't take the sex-tape route.
Angels bench coach becomes new Devil Rays manager
Angel-to-Devil angle sets off "Irony Def Con 2" alerts for headline writers throughout Tampa Bay.
Proof that THE PLANET SUGGESTION BOX works:
See what happens when you throw the ball, Simms?
Planet addresses circulation rumors
Cindy Crawford shills for Rooms To Go
British enviro-activists dump coal
White supremacists protest in Plant City
29 percent believe Cheney is "honest and ethical"
This article appears in Nov 16-23, 2005.