Sep 20-26, 2006

Sep 20-26, 2006 / Vol. 19 / No. 27

Morning Roundup

A matinee, a Pinter play, perhaps a piece of Mahler's. I'll drink to that: Is there really such as thing as "excessive" lap dances? Can anyone figure out from this story if Charlie Crist did good, bad or got a free couch out of the deal? Trib good: pinning Tampa City Councilwoman Gwen Miller in…

Comedy at New World Brewery

This Tuesday, September 26, at 8 p.m., Doug Stanhope performs at New World Brewery in Ybor City. I had the opportunity to see Stanhope for the first time last November, and I was not disappointed. The dude is extremely vulgar, brutally honest and among the exclusive group of comics who’ve been accurately compared to the…

The Highest of Dubious Honors

It's time to pull that hemp tuxedo out of the back of the closet and send it out for pressing (do you think the cleaners stand around and huff the steam?): High Times Magazine has scheduled the sixth installment of its annual Stony Awards for Oct. 24 at New York City nightclub/venue B.B. King's.The Stonys…

Morning Roundup

Nimm doch die pfeife aus dem maul, du hund: Max Linsky is back, at The Smorg. How about this piece that reveals the shocking fact that 911 calls go up whenever there is foul weather? Just good solid investigative reporting.

Bye-Bye Morning Muffin

The winner of our Best of the Bay award for Best Morning Muffin (Human) called this morning to thank us for the award and to deliver some bad news: this is her last week at Newschannel 8. AM traffic anchor Denise Moore said Channel 8 execs are moving in a different direction and have cut…

Morning Roundup, Friday edition

A shout out to all my newswriting homeys, much love. And get yer damned weekenders in, would ya?: Evangelicals may stay home on election day. Bummer. California church fights IRS over anti-war sermon. The Trib plays catch-up on the Buddy Johnson saga. Berfield denies being a patsy. Oswald claims he is a patsy. The beginning…

Bleepin’: Worst 5 movies to watch in TV-edited versions

Glengarry Glen Ross — Ed Harris doesn't even appear in the TV version. (Ohhh, I'm gonna have your job, s—thead.) Casino — Might not be so bad if they didn't have a bad imitation of DeNiro dubbing his lines. Smokey and the Bandit — Thoroughly massacres the profanity-laden peformance by the late Jackie Gleason, who…

Max Linn vs. the evil FCATman

Here's a strong entrant in the funniest political commercial category, the latest from Reform candidate Max Linn. It is a smartly made cartoon that riffs on Florida's controversial FCAT test. A white students asks why he flunked the test with 52 questions right when his classmate — clearly Hispanic — passed with 52 questions right.…

Morning Roundup

After a round of pancakes at the Village Inn: Tax revolt threatens the Penny for Pinellas. Hey, pop quiz: Which Florida newspaper hates tax cuts the most? Everybody is stoked for Best of the Bay. Comments here, here, here and here. The son of conservative Washington Times' financier Sun Myung Moon is hunting for a…

Morning Roundup

Here on our first day (again) as Creative Loafing: Bob Lassiter says goodbye. Jeff Testerman keeps ripping up the Hillsborough supervisor of elections. WTF? Who judged this journalism contest? Daly wins two awards but Lane DeGregory gets a 2nd place??? The tax revolt goes online. You and I paid $50,000 to settle a discrimination lawsuit…


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