Andy San Dimas' excellent adventures and bogus journeys in porn Credit: @AndySanDimas

Andy San Dimas’ excellent adventures and bogus journeys in porn Credit: @AndySanDimas

Andy San Dimas’ excellent adventures and bogus journeys in porn Credit: @AndySanDimas
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Andy San Dimas is an illusion — a porn star puppet crafted to the specifications of men's fantasies. If you look closely at her glossy veneers, into eyes circled by dark makeup and through her open-mouthed fuck-me-face, you can see her maker's marks. Minuet scars from nose and Monroe piercings, and the tattooed wings of duel swallows fluttering just above her waistline betray the woman within. Behind the masterpiece of fuckable art that is Andy San Dimas lies a grungy metal chick playing puppet master, strumming the strings of her porn star persona with the skill of a death metal guitarist.