WHITNEY AND BOBBY, PART ONE
If these two crazy lovebirds couldn't make it work ...
ROSIE BLASTS LOHAN
Let she is who is without Seussical cast the first stone.
ESTEBANATHON
Home Shopping's guitar virtuoso will play for Katrina responders in benefit concert, then teach them all the first four chords to "Stairway to Heaven."
ANNA NICOLE TRAGEDY
News Corp. stock jumps 25 percent.
WHITNEY AND BOBBY, PART TWO
Entertainers reach financial settlement but are deadlocked on custody of the crack pipes.
ANN RICHARDS, 1933-2006
"Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels."
DYLAN'S LATEST PHASE
Not Jewish. Not Christian. Plagiarist.
GOOD FENCES MAKE ...
House Republicans vote to build 700 miles of fence along 2,000-mile Mexican border. One snag: Budget cuts mean it will be 3 feet high.
SENATE REPUBLICANS GROW A SET
Panel says no to Bush's request for secret evidence in terrorism trials; torture still OK, though.
FORD WORKER BUYOUTS
Every employee offered a used 1998 Escort to retire.
POPE CRITICIZES ISLAM
Well, he does have a long church history of religious intolerance to live up to.
