BUSH AND PELOSI
They're going to get along like K-Fed and Britney.
DEMS DEMAND TROOP CUTS
Sure, just because they win an election they think they're experts on Iraq.
ROVE WAS WRONG
Up to the end, he dismissed polls and believed in his own predictive model: feeling the bumps in chicken guts and interpreting tarot cards.
HOTTEST BOND GIRL?
We know you were going to say Ursula Andress, but our vote goes to Lotte Lenya.
SARASOTA UNDERVOTE
More than 18,000 ballots recorded no vote in the Buchanan-Jennings congressional race. How did that many people realize that both candidates sucked?
RUSSELL CROWE BOMBS
Latest film opens in 10th place. Moviegoers apparently mistook him for Mel Gibson.
JACK PALANCE, 1919-2006
Oscar-nominated for Shane — but won for City Slickers?
COLLEGE PARITY
Miami, FSU will finish out of the top 25; Rutgers undefeated. Next year's hot conference? The Ivy.
IT HAS BEGUN
Original Grinch airs over the weekend, officially kicking off the Christmas holidays. No sense in waiting until Thanksgiving is over.
