Kama Sutra: the amazon woman

Getting into position:

The Amazon Woman is a female dominant position that begins with the male on his back with both his knees pulled in towards his chest as far as flexibility will allow. It may be necessary for him to arch his back and roll his body backwards in order to give the woman enough room to accomplish the motions that are to come.

The woman should now be able to straddle his buttocks and then tilt his erect member forward far enough to achieve penetration. Once penetration is achieved, either the man or the woman will need to hold the shaft of his member forward, while the woman proceeds to make wild, primitive, and passionate love to him.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position receives a 5 from the guy and a 7 from the gal.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? The biggest obstacle in the way of this position for me was pride. It doesn't take a whole lot of flexibility for the male to accomplish this, but it will take his willingness to submit himself to his partner in a rather submissive and feminine way. Having either a flexible, straight or a solid eight inches will help you in getting connected up with your partner.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? This position will definitely give the man involved the impression of looking and feeling like a pretzel. The motions are fairly simple, but I strongly caution the male to keep a hold on his goods while the woman is frolicking with wild abandon. It is easy for the shaft to slip out a bit, which leaves him open for a very painful experience once she comes back down on top of him with nowhere to go except to bend in unnatural shapes.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: I recommend starting very slow and getting the feel of things before she commences with the plummeting up and down on the shaft.

How long did you last in the position? 7-10 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She complimented this position on its excellent clitoris stimulation capabilities. This is primarily due to the force of my shaft rubbing up against it the entire time. What seems to happen is a portion of the mans length is compromised by its bending, but that bent portion can be effectively used by the woman to offer extra stimulation.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Not a whole lot of enjoyment here for me. Rolled up in a ball, the man is no more useful than a stump in a forest. We had a few incidences while she was pouncing up and down wildly, where I thought she was going to break my shaft clean off. For this reason I found myself more focused on making it through the experience with all five appendages attached, rather than its enjoyment.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: In retrospect, the position itself is not all that uncomfortable. It is the modest danger and deduction of masculinity that made it most difficult for me to relax.

Woman: She was as snug as a bug in a rug all nestled on top of my rear-end.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? Yes, it is very intimate. I would not imagine that too many guys or gals would be comfortable in this position unless they had at least a slight intimate connection with their partner. This is an opportunity for a couple to experiment with sexual role reversal, which can open up some interesting role play in the bedroom.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Nope.

Woman: No...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? Mentally: this position is not very sexy. I felt like I was going against nature in every way. Physically: The organs won't quite match up in this position as they were intended, which offers a whole new sensation and perspective, but in my opinion, it was not a particularly good one.

Did she reach orgasm? ...Yes, she did have about 3 medium to small sized orgasms within that 10 minute period.

Did he reach orgasm? ...No, I did not.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? No, I think we are going to put this one of the shelf for now. In this case, I was the one who liked it the least, but the fact that she seems rather indifferent to it, says to me that neither of us is going to miss it. I do however think that it was worthwhile experimenting with and I would recommend it for any couple looking to experiment with a little female/male role reversal.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: I can't think of one suggestion...

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