"Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling." –—Sen. David Vitter (R-La.), Giuliani co-chair, speaking to the Associated Press last week re his admission of using the services of the "D.C. Madam"

'I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me.'" –—Vitter's wife Wendy speaking to the Times-Picayune in 2000, quoted on Wonkette.com

"In March, he co-sponsored HB269, the Lewdness and Indecent Exposure Bill, which proposed enhanced penalties for 'offenses involving unnatural and lascivious acts or exposure or exhibition of sexual organs committed within specified distance of certain locations.'" –—From a planetout.com report on Florida Rep. Bob Allen, R-Merritt Island, and McCain Florida co-chair, recently arrested for offering to perform oral sex (for $20) on an undercover male police officer in a public restroom

"Public restrooms are pickup places for 'homosexuals. ... They're engaging in sex, anonymous sex, illegal sex.'" –—South Florida Mayor Jim Naugle, quoted in the South Florida Sun-Sentinel re his proposal for a $250,000-plus high-tech sex-preventing public toilet

"Drain-circling McCain takes the fall"  –—Headline on planetout.com

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