You watch without seeing, blinded by your grief, unable to accept that the world goes on, uncaring, wholly oblivious to what's going on with you and Jenny.
More than 10,000 people reportedly turned out for presidential candidate and possible human sunspot Donald Trump's rally at the MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheater. Four dudes at the back who wore armor and inexplicably appeared to have ridden in on horseback seemed particularly pleased with the turnout.
Dozens of marchers marked the 20th anniversary of the police shooting of TyRon Lewis by marching in south St. Pete and "unofficially" renaming 16th Street South in his honor at the spot where he was killed. They want to make sure Lewis is never forgotten. After all, who benefits if he is?
USF was among the top ten schools for producing new inventions and innovations for the sixth year in a row. That sippy cup you made in your garage with the weight in it that sinks and blocks the opening to prevent spilling when the cup is upside-down? Sad. Just sad, man.
And finally, breakfast cereals based on popular Girl Scout cookie variations are coming. Because why wait until you're on the sofa to begin nurturing that incipient diabetes? Get a jump on that shit first thing.
This article appears in Oct 20-27, 2016.