Come on over here, and let’s kill a little of the workday together.

The middle school teacher suspended a few days ago for handing out papers requiring students to disclose personal information such as sexual orientation and gender identity
has resigned . You really can’t fight drone parents, which are basically helicopter parents so powerful they can nuke your career without even leaving the house.

Cass and Tyler streets in downtown Tampa will soon change from one-way to two-way . Splendid! This should proceed flawlessly. Because if there’s anything Americans are better at than taking it upon themselves to make sure they have the latest information on something, it’s adapting to change.

And finally, in today’s Beyond America’s Wang(tm), the
Trib picked up a story from Athens, GA in which
an inebriated 20-year-old fratty douche was arrested for spraying "Liquid ASS" bottled flatulence smell in a woman's face in a crowded bar , stinking it up so badly multiple people were forced to leave. Dude’s pick-up game is STRONG.