LUKE MCCOWN
Remember that name, because he's going to lead us at least to a first-round playoff loss.
RON PAUL SUPPORTERS ACCUSE ROMNEY OF STEALING MOCK ELECTION
Thus proving that Mitt Romney is, indeed, prepared to be the Republican nominee for president.
ROMNEY FINALLY TO ADDRESS RELIGION ISSUE
"My name is Mitt, and I think I'm a Mormon." (All together now): "Hi, Mitt."
WOLFOWITZ ASKED TO HEAD INT'L SECURITY ADVISORY BOARD
Isn't that a bit like asking Jessica Sierra to be your designated driver?
CRACKDOWN AT BREVARD NUDE BEACH
Remind us to ask Sal the Copy Editor if "crackdown" is one or two words in this case.
DON IMUS BACK ON THE RADIO AIRWAVES
That sound you hear is the seventh seal being opened.
CHAVEZ LOSES REFERENDUM IN VENEZUELA
They just don't make South American strongmen like they used to.
This article appears in Dec 5-11, 2007.