Feb 17-23, 2010

Feb 17-23, 2010 / Vol. 22 / No. 49

CD review: Ian Axel, This Is the New Year (with video)

There is no such thing as a perfect album. But Ian Axel’s debut, This is the New Year, comes pretty daggum close. I haven’t loved an entire album this much since I discovered Harry Nilsson’s 1971 life-changer Nilsson Schmilsson. Along the same notes as the legendary whiz, Axel tinkers and pounds on his piano keys…

Theater Review: Agnes of God is an elemental success

“I think,” said Franz Kafka in a letter of 1904, “we ought to read only books that bite and sting us …What we need are books that hit us like a most painful misfortune, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, that make us feel as though we had been banished to…

Jersey Shore: intellectual wasteland (with bonus JS slang translator)

Yes, it’s happened. It was inevitable, but I kept putting it off for some reason. Jersey Shore…you complete me. This show is fantastic in a way that makes me feel so much better about myself! In case you haven’t forced you eyeballs open Clockwork Orange-style to watch this wonderful program, I’ll catch you up quickly…

Almond Softies with Vanilla Cream Cheese Frosting Recipe

Almond is one of those distinctive flavors that can be added to both sweet and savory dishes to make them multi dimensional. This particular cookie is a variation of my classic snickerdoodle formula, with just a touch of almond extract and a bit of brown sugar incorporated for richness. The flavor profile that results does…

A young Floridian’s experience at the UN Climate Change Conference

Below is a good read about young student from Oviedo, FL who was lucky enough to travel to Copenhagen this past December.  Actually luck may be the wrong word: Joseph actually raised $2500 on his own to pay his way over. Regardless, below is the story of the young mans adventures in Copenhagen, forming the "Wolfpack", …

Spandex and power suits: The modern age of costuming

Mandy Akins Aldrige has a dual identity. It’s not a secret identity; her friends all know about it and the people she meets while doing it already know about it because they’re doing it, too. Even her co-workers know about it, and the knowledge doesn’t faze them one bit. “Guys I work with all know…

Republican Oath would make Hitler and Stalin proud

An open letter to Republican Party of Florida Chairman John Thrasher By Chris Ingram Dear Chairman Thrasher: Congratulations on your election as Chairman of the Republican Party of Florida. I wouldn’t wish this job on my worst enemy. Sharon Day should be relieved she lost and doesn’t have to herd all the cats on the committee with all…

R.I.P iBoob: Apple drops more overtly sexual apps

Originally reported by the Huffington Post, Apple recently dropped 5,000 apps for iPhone, many of which it considered too sexual. Software developers received statements claiming that Apple is recalibrating the limits of what it considers appropriate. In an effort to reduce endless 4th amendment debates, Apple has yet to post specific guidelines for acceptable content.…

New releases in music this Tuesday, February 23: All Time High, Daniel Merriweather, Joanna Newsom, Quasi, Shout Out Louds, Butch Walker and more (with music videos)

This week’s new music releases; for a complete breakdown of hot new releases due out in the next several months, click here. Alkaline Trio, This Addiction (Epitaph) To read Scott's review of the album, click here. All Time High, Friends In High Places (Small Stone) The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Who Killed Sgt. Pepper? (A Records)…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events

Tuesday, February 23: IHOP National Pancake Day. It may not be the classiest event we've ever included in this list, who would turn down free pancakes? That's exactly what you're getting today — though you might consider giving a portion of what you'd pay for your short stack to the Children's Miracle Network, for which…

New study shows factory farms breed mutated superbugs with antibiotic feed

As if there weren't enough reasons to avoid factory-farmed meat, a new Boston University study shows that the low levels of antibiotics used in pig and chicken farms to stimulate growth in the animals also tends to stimulate mutation in bacteria. Antibiotics largely kill bacteria by encouraging the production of free radicals in the cells.…

Dependence on foreign oil threatens our nation’s security

The United States spends about one billion dollars per day on foreign oil — with nearly one-fifth of oil being imported from hostile and unstable nations. According to the 2008 Foreign Trade Statistics by the U.S. Census Bureau, our annual oil debt reached $386 billion — greater than our $266 billion debt with China. Dennis McGinn, Former Battelle Corporate Officer and Retired…

Rahm Emanuel continues to be lightning rod in White House

Yesterday President Obama announced his own health care plan for the first time.  The $950 billion plan lays the groundwork for his televised summit with Congressional Republicans and Democrats this Thursday, and we'll write more about it throughout the week. However, the focus for today is about White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, who…

Kathy Castor breaks ground on new health clinic

After digging a gold shovel into the ground and daintily tossing the heap of dirt onto a tiny mound, US Congresswoman, Kathy Castor, proclaimed, “ You earned it, you deserve it!” “You” being the residents of Tampa Bay. “It” being a new community health center. This morning, Castor lent a hand and a little elbow…

Will Tea Party candidate make any impact on Bill Young’s race?

We reported on Sunday that Pinellas County Congressman Bill Young has ended whatever suspense remained, and in fact he will run for re-election for his 20th term representing Florida's 10th Congressional District. He's expected to have his toughest fight in a long time , with Democratic State Senator Charlie Justice already tossing out incendiary press…

DC’s integrity Waynes with return of Dark Knight

He may be the best DC has to offer (sorry, Superman), but few iconic comic characters have had it harder than Batman. His tragedy began from his inception: a superhero born by the death of his parents. The real tragedy of Batman, however, lies not in the death of his parents, not in the death of…

Concert review: Tegan and Sara at Tampa Theatre (with pics)

Ford Barsi is a 23-year-old Tampa resident and a USF sociology student due to graduate this summer. Barsi has been writing most of his life – he started out as an English major – so his father snagged the “Music Critic for a Night” Holiday Auction package for his son as a Christmas gift. He’s…

Players speak out on the positive aspects of gaming

We are a people that love, nay need, to stereotype people. Whether it is race, gender, religion or preferred activities, our lives are dictated and spelled out but what society believes is true of us. We are placed within a box, like gamers who are supposedly violent, anti-social, dirty and failing at real world responsibilities.…

Concert review: Rebelution, SOJA and Zion I at The Ritz (with pics + video)

Every live show has its own overall vibe — the musical-madness-at-a-weekend-long-festival vibe, the superstar-rockin'-huge-arenas vibe, the folk rock, hip-hop or flailing-armed hippie vibe, the time-to-get crazy-and-dance or the time-to-effing-rage-and-mosh-against life vibe, the somber and depressing Staind-pained type of vibe, the party time, let's-get-loose vibe … Rebelution’s vibe is mad love. Throughout their concert at The…

Green your diet with these foodie iPhone apps

Want to know where the nearest farmers markets are or what seafood choices are the most sustainable? Without trying to sound cliché, there are apps for that. Whether you're a strict vegan or just looking to eat healthier, here's a list of just some of the many iPhone apps for greening your groceries, cooking, and…

Sansom resigns, Florida GOP breathes collective sigh of relief

Ray Sansom's resignation from the Florida House of Representatives Sunday night is in the words of Bradenton House Republican Bill Galvano "a resolution that's in the best interest of everyone involved." No kidding. The departure of the embattled Panhandled based former House Speaker means that the  House Select Committee on Standards of Official Conduct (which…

Do you have penis honor?

While most men want you to think that they have a large penis; the fact is most men are simply average.  I have found that some men will go out of their way to reassure you that their penis is big, huge even.  I'm not sure if these guys want you to suddenly scream out…

Book launch zombie party: Zombie St. Pete

“Florida is a big horror place.  I think it’s all the sunshine that makes people want to be dark.”  — a quote from Aaron Alper during an interview over lattés at a local café.  He is about to unleash an event called Zombie St. Pete at the St. Pete Pier on Sat., Feb. 27th.  It’s…

Young-Justice duel is now set

Venerable GOP Pinellas Congressman Bill Young announced on Saturday night what had been heavily rumored to be the case in the last month – that indeed, he will run for re-election this November, and try for the 20th time to represent Florida's 10th Congressional District in Washington. Young made his announcement at the Pinellas County…

Violence is pandemic in the homeless community

In 2007, Florida ranked number one in the country in lethal and non-lethal attacks against homeless people. Los Angeles was second that year. The following year, John McGraham, a homeless man, was set on fire and burned to death on a Los Angeles sidewalk. The city called it a hate crime. Violence is something that…

Buzz off, dog breath: Why you should brush your dog’s teeth

National Dog Biscuit Day is coming up on Feb. 23. I only know that because the wonderful, info-packed calendar that The Whole Dog Journal folks sent me tells me so. It also tells me that February is Pet Dental Health Month. I guess, if Dog Biscuit Day is something like a doggy Halloween, those over-indulged…

Concert Review: Brandi Carlile at Capitol Theater

photos by Jeff O'Kelley magine a girl born to sing. A girl who, at a very young age, channels the likes of Patsy Cline and Johnny Cash, but growing up in dreary Seattle, is surrounded by visceral and dangerous contemporaries like Nirvana and The Supersuckers. At age 16, she lands a gig as a backup…

Small business software review: LessAccounting.com

As small business owners, we wear a lot of hats.  Marketer, boss, creative director, janitor, project manager, accountant – and a lot of those hats are mighty uncomfortable. For me, it's the numbers thing. I just can't wrap my head around daily accounting.  Around bookkeeping. Around tracking expenses and receipts and mileage and all of…

New sugar-based plastic can be composted at home

Scientists at the Imperial College of London have come up with a solution for a plastic that biodegrades much quicker than traditional petroleum- and plant-based plastics. These new sugar-based plastics could be composted in peoples' homes along with leftover scraps of food, disappearing much quicker than PLA corn-based plastics. This new type of plastic is…

CD review: Alkaline Trio, This Addiction

They say you can't go home again, that time and choices have a way of changing your perspective to a point that renders the safety and familiarity of past comforts unrecognizable. But they also say that the last couple of Alkaline Trio albums weren't exactly up there with the Chicago-bred trio's best work, and if…

It’s a new new world: Wines from Michigan’s Leelanau Peninsula

The classification of wines as old world or new world can be a helpful distinction. France, Spain, Italy and other European countries are home to old world wines. They may taste like leather, tobacco, minerals or earth. New world wines are found around the globe, coming from areas like Argentina, Chile, Australia, New Zealand, Canada,…

Tiger Woods apology: “A staged public relations stunt,” says lawyer

Tiger's apology — Elin didn't hit him, please try to believe in him again, Buddhism will get him through, etc, etc — didn't sit well with Gloria Allred, attorney for his alleged porn-star girlfriend Joslyn James (real name Veronika Siwik-Daniels). Immediately after the golf champ's first public statement about his extra-marital flinging, Allred (who seems…

A week of eco films at the Eckerd College Environmental Film Fest

Eckerd College presents their 12th Annual Environmental Film Fest which is a week long event, beginning today, showcasing compelling and important films in order to raise awareness and promote discussion of questions relating to nature, place, and the environment. Two of the films presented feature the work of Eckerd alumni, Dennis Mader (’68) and Karl…

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Challah recipe

Two Christmases ago, I gave my mother a copy of Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day by Jeff Hertzberg and Zoe Francois. I’ve written about this marvelous bread-baking book before. It is truly one of my favorites and one of the most used in my cookbook collection. My mom has never been much into…

Iorio on Rays stadium talk, Dems prepared to take nuclear option on health care, and a libertarian style Republican tries to win a Hillsborough County legislative seat: Mitch Perry Report 2.19.10

Are the Rays coming to Hillsborough County anytime soon? We're extremely skeptical, but enjoy reading the front page stories.  Tampa Mayor Pam Iorio says if they do, they ain't getting any local government funds to build a park; The CPAC conference, where thousands of Republicans started screaming as Dick Cheney told them naughtily to "knock…

Are Democrats ready to go forward on health care?

The New York Times reports this morning that President Obama is prepared to go ahead and propose health care legislation that would use what is known as reconciliation, which means the bill would simply need 51, and not a filibuster proof 60 votes, to pass the U.S. Senate. Such a move has been called for…

Meet the Sex Squad: stars of a wacky sex ed video game

The Middlesex-London Health Unit has devised a hip, new way to educate young folks about safe sex: The Sex Squad. The site features a bizarre, interactive game called Adventures in Sex City, in which the Sex Squad battles the evil, STI-spreading "Sperminator." No joke. Just for shits n' giggles, let's meet the Squad. At the…

House District 58 candidate Hunter Chamberlin- a kinder, gentler Republican?

Next Tuesday, citizens in House District 58 will vote between Democrat Janet Cruz and Republican Hunter Chamberlin.  The winner should be seated nearly immediately, as the new legislative session begins the following week. There was much coverage in the local media with the very tight (and at times nasty) battle for the Democratic nomination to…

The libertine’s guide to gallantry: finding your type

I have always had a powerful lust for muscular, female legs. I think this stemmed from my obsession with gymnasts, then cheerleaders, as these were the few pretty girls in high school who were shorter than me. While I wouldn't go as far as to say I only date athletic women, many men do have…

This weekend’s best bets in Bay area music: Kiss Kiss, The English Beat, Noel Paul Stookey, Tegan and Sara, Paleface, Dumpstafunk, Rock & Roll Swap Meet, and more

A quick breakdown of this weekend’s most worthy concerts beginning with Thursday, ’cause that’s when the weekend really starts, right? For a more comprehensive schedule, check out our Upcoming Concerts page. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18 Kiss Kiss [pictured left] w/The Venetia Fair For such fronting such a young band, Kiss Kiss singer, keyboardist and visionary leader…

Candied Bacon-Chocolate Chunk Cookies recipe

I consider myself a pretty adventurous “foodie” type person, both in restaurants and in my own kitchen. Never one to shy away from trying new things, I’ve eaten a lot of foods that many would flee from. (Although, I do draw the line at bugs and things that are still moving! But, I think you…

Green Community Calendar weekend events: Intro to permaculture workshop, green markets, solar power workshops and more

Looking for something green-related to do this weekend? Look no further than our own Green Community Calendar. Dunedin Green Market- Every Friday (through April); 8 am- 1 pm. Featuring fresh, local produced goods such as baked good, ready-to-eat-foods, organic plants and herbs, coffee, honey, seafood, clothing, and so much more. The Dunedin Green Market is…

Will Kevin White be seriously challenged for re-election?

The Kevin White saga in Hillsborough County has been an interesting one, and will be until August at least, when he faces a Democratic primary challenge at the polls. White, a former Tampa City Councilman and first term County Commissioner in District 3, has been the source of much opprobrium over the past half year,…

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but these two women might.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but these two women might. By Chris Ingram Principled grassroots conservatives have a chance to send the moneyed muckety-mucks a message this weekend at the RPOF meeting in Orlando when they vote for the replacement of disgraced former chairman Jim Greer. The message is clear: Sharon Day is the…

Understanding your man’s need for self-love

While some believe males still control the world, I believe women are the primary authority in the sexual realm. Male masturbation and cheating have long been condemned as vulgar by women who don't fully understand the amount of influence sexual urges have over the male psyche. Many women can't understand why it takes more than…

Diary of the unemployed housewife: I feel good

I had the most bizarre dream, a dream like none I had ever had before. It was like I was watching a story unfold in my head, with unique characters and crazy plotlines. When I woke up I was in a haze: “What was that?” I willed myself to fall back asleep so I could…

Take Part in the Great American Cleanup this spring

Join Keep Hillsborough County Beautiful and other proactive citizens for the Great American Cleanup on Saturday, April 17. KHCB is recruiting site captains, volunteers and local sponsors to coordinate or assist in project efforts, which include beautification, community improvement initiatives, recycling activities, and litter removal along roads, waterways, and in parks. The Hillsborough County event…

Wednesday-music.com indie music profile: Metric

Metric, the band not the measurement system, formed in Canada in 1999 (the system in France, 1791) and consists of Emily Haines (vocals, synthesizer and guitar), James Shaw (guitars), Josh Winstead (bass) and Joules Scott-Key (drums, no relation to Francis).  Emily and James also play with Wednesday-music.com favorite Broken Social Scene. In fact, she met…

Featured green site: Inhabitat – The sustainable home design blog

is a blog that focuses on design innovation inside and outside of the home, keeping a finger on the pulse of technology, practices, and materials for sustainable architecture and home design. The site showcases emerging green trends in product, interior and architectural design in the following categories: Architecture, landscape, interiors, furniture, products, gadgets, fashion, green…

Hillsborough GOP meeting votes against light rail, labor protest in Tampa, and a Democratic candidate in Colorado’s idiocy:Mitch Perry Report 2.17.10

Last night we attended the Hillsborough County Republican Executive Committee's February meeting , where light rail was discussed and voted on.  Check out the results: Home care workers who say they can't get a break from their employers will protest today in Tampa; And when people question why Democrats are sometimes their own enemy need…

The Olympics you don’t see on TV

From the vantage point of NBC cameras, the Vancouver Olympics is a sea of cheery, cheering Canadians. And yes, the host country has clearly enjoyed some shining moments, most notably Canada's first gold medal win on home soil (and with it, the genuinely touching saga of winning moguls skier Alexandre Bilodeau). But you want to…

Hillsborough County Republicans reject light rail in straw poll

Over the years, the aversion to tax increases amongst Republicans has hardened.  Hillsborough County Commissioner Mark Sharpe knows that as well as anyone, which is why he increasingly must be feeling ostracized as an intruder in his own party. Last night in Tampa at the Hillsborough County Republican Executive Committee's monthly meeting, a straw poll…

Dozens of home caregivers to protest in Tampa

On Wednesday, a protest being led by the Service Employees International Union, or SEIU, intend to demonstrate in front of the offices of Sea Crest and Greystone, a nursing home companies who the union claims has blocked the workers efforts to negotiate for affordable health care coverage and other necessities. The workers say that they…

Is paying attention to the air quality index crazy?

My brother refuses to go running on days the air quality index tells him not to because he doesn't want to die sooner. How do we go about proving him insane? —littleWaki We're always hearing about how much damage smoking does to our bodies. My question is, how much damage does smoking do to the…

Kama Sutra: the spider

The Spider begins with the couple facing each other in a seated position. The woman lies back, while the man scoots between her legs, achieving penetration. Then the man lies back, careful to maintain his erection inside her. If the position is done correctly, each partner should be lying flat on their back with their…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events

Tuesday, February 16: Uncorked Fine Wine and Spirits Uncorked Wine Academy. Hit the books (and the bottle!) with a certified sommelier at this wine-centric course that covers pairing food and wine; tasting techniques; grape varietals; how wine makes it from the vineyard to the glass;  and how to distinguish the flavors that make your tastebuds…

It’s wine festival season, time to mark your calendars

Sure, the South Beach Wine and Food Festival at the end of of February may be to much of a budgetary and time stretch for most people, but that doesn't mean you can't sip and nosh with the best of them. The next two months are the height of Florida's culinary event season, with three…

CL’s Lost Podcast: Season 6, Ep. 2 “What Kate Does”

We're back for another edition of CL's Lost podcast. This week, we rehash the episode "What Kate Does," with Joe thinking the episode was boring, London and Ham Gravy thinking that maybe it was they who were off yesterday and not the show, while Fat Jesus comes through with excellent reasons that last night's Lost…

Small cock syndrome: what you should know

Living with a small cock must be something like being a zombie.  You are stricken with a horrifying disease that controls your every move, causing you to perform inane acts all around town and in the barns of Pasco County. Contrary to popular opinion, you don't have to have a small dick to suffer from…


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