After exploring 20 crazy places to have sex, and then another 20 wild places to get down, I thought it only prudent to also list the 10 worst places to do the nasty. While you may sometimes find it difficult to control your sexual desires, in certain locations it's best not to even think about sex. Here's my top 10 list of the worst places to have sex, but please leave comments with your own suggestions, or the worst places you've been caught having sex.
1. Your parents' bed: Just pairing the idea of sex and your parents' bedroom should be enough to melt the hardest of erections. You may have been forced to use your parents' bed in high school so your date wouldn't see your cartoon comforter, but I bet you don't look back on those hookups with pride. Plus, if you're parents catch you, you receive double the punishment, even if you're an adult. You'll probably also have to pay to replace all the bedding material that will be torched in the backyard.
2. An open field: While this may seem semi romantic,
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