Apr 26 – May 2, 2012

Apr 26 - May 2, 2012 / Vol. 25 / No. 7

Times boasts of its circulation lead over Trib

Before we get into the new circulation numbers released on Tuesday by the Audit Bureau of Circulations, we'd like to take a moment to give praise to the Tampa Tribune. After the paper's severe restructuring last December, the management down at Parker Street decided to devote their diminishing resources to covering Tampa more thoroughly than…

Pinellas Sheriff busts officers for “extreme loafing”

We have to be honest. As reporters for this publication, we're sometimes met with incredulity when we mention that we represent an entity called Creative Loafing. While those who know the publication (either here or in our other Southern locales) are often complimentary, others express befuddlement. And there are those who chuckle somewhat condescendingly, saying…

Brandon’s SR 60: The worst traffic in the world

Google Satellite Map I have had the good fortune to visit a few of the world’s great cities. Paris. London. Madrid. New York. Los Angeles. While they vary in age, each of these metropolises exists as a symbol of mankind’s ability, ambition and drive. Each is also notorious for its terrible traffic, and its alternately…

The Voice Recap: Clearwater rocker Juliet Simms “killed it”

The Voice semi-finals brought out some crazy good performances from the remaining eight contestants. But it was Clearwater homegirl Juliet Simms who seemed to belt out the best. She chose a James Brown tune, and unlike the other contestants she matched operatic power with raw bluesy grit. Simms sang Brown’s “It's a Man's, Man's, Man's…

Two Tampa spots make list of Best Sandwiches in America

Last spring, for the Creative Loafing food issue, I went in search of Tampa Bay's best sandwiches. Now it seems like a somewhat more notable name in food circles — Adam Richman of Man v. Food fame — has been making his own forays into local lunchland. The TV personality (not to be confused with…

Obama administration finally admits its reliance on drone warfare

Try as they might, Mitt Romney and his coterie of national security advisers' complaints about President Obama's "feckless" foreign policy haven't gained much traction so far, and there's a good reason for that. Yes, the president is vulnerable when it comes to not taking action in Syria, as Bashar al-Assad indiscriminately kills his own citizens…

Mitch Perry Report 5.1.12 – Who’s on strike today?

Nationally, the Occupy movement has been relatively moribund for months. But today, May Day, a comeback is being planned of sorts around the country. What that will entail remains to be seen. Locally, Occupy Tampa has not at this moment announced any big plans for today, but they do include this message on their website:…

Chris Smith releases his own Stand Your Ground task force finding

Last week we wrote about how some people think that Rick Scott's task force on Florida's Stand Your Ground law headed by Lieutenant Governor Jennifer Carroll is a bit of a farce, considering that its roster includes three members of the 17-member group who voted to support the 2005 law, and no members of the…

Obama staying aggressive against Romney regarding Osama bin Laden

Mitt Romney has scheduled an appearance Tuesday in New York City with firefighters and former Mayor Rudy Giuliani to mark the one-year anniversary of Osama bin Laden's death. The presumptive GOP presidential candidate was asked on the campaign trail on Monday a rather silly, but relevant question: If he had been in charge a year…

Kathy Castor pushes for Congress to pass student loan bill

This sign indicates the number of days before interest rates for subsidized Stafford loans are scheduled to double Last Friday, after the GOP-led House passed legislation that would prevent federal loan costs from doubling for millions of college students, House Speaker John Boehner and other Republicans accused Democrats and President Obama of playing politics with…

Hot health care startup now operating in Tampa

Say you're traveling to some other city this week, but when you arrive you find yourself in urgent need of a doctor's care. Unless you know someone in the region, you're going to be stuck going online hoping and praying some MD can find time to see you, right? That's what ZocDoc hopes to alleviate.…

Where’s my damn hotel? RNC delegate housing

The Arkansas delegation will be staying at the Hilton Garden Inn in Ybor City Over the weekend officials from the Republican Party of Florida made an open plea for Mitt Romney to take care of them when the Republican National Convention comes to town in late August. That's because of the penalties the Republican National…

Spicy and sparkling margaritas

While you’re out shopping for sombreros this week, in anticipation of Cinco de Mayo, consider shopping for margarita ingredients as well. If you’ve been using the same margarita recipe since Ricky Martin was “Living La Vida Loca,” perhaps it’s time to “mix it up” a bit and consider variations of the popular cocktail. Cinco de…

Craig Becker and Somerston wines

Some men chase their dreams. Craig Becker followed a girl. That is, after the then-21-year-old biochemist saw his girlfriend (now wife), Courtney, win a plum internship at a California winery. Becker decided then to give viticulture a try. A perfect score on Robert Mondavi Wines test landed him at the famed winemaker, where Becker was…

GOP strategist denies women paid less than men in U.S.

Two and a half weeks after Hilary Rosen argued on Anderson Cooper 360 that "Ann Romney that never worked a day in her life," opening herself up to a deluge of personal criticism (including from those closest to President Obama's re-election campaign), the CNN liberal analyst finally went public to participate in a roundtable discussion…

The Tampa side of National Record Store Day: Art After Dark and Microgroove

Last week, retail outlets and art venues throughout the bay area celebrated National Record Store Day, an event that pays tribute to the obstacle trodden, Internet-challenged, independent bricks-and-mortar dealer of vinyl and CDs and other music-oriented merchandise. Arts and Entertainment Editor Julie Garisto and CL Contributing Photographer Daniel Veintimilla were on the Tampa side of…

Tampa one step closer to allowing domesticated chickens?

In the words of Tampa City Council member Mary Mulhern, changing the law in Tampa to allow for residents to raise domesticated chickens in their backyards is simply "recognizing what the trends are and the reality is," which she says is that more people want healthy food and that urban agriculture is a big part…

Friends without benefits

someecards.com Recently, two friends gave me a “manervention.” They forbid me from becoming friends with a guy I had a crush on in the past because he is currently in a relationship. They suspected that our friendship would not remain innocent. At the very least, they feared I would make his girlfriend jealous. I honestly…

Ariel Levy talks female raunch at Eckerd

Dawn Morgan Ariel Levy (center) at the conclusion of her speech at Eckerd on Tuesday night Ariel Levy has been writing and reporting for the New Yorker since 2008, and before that she served on the staff of New York magazine, but what has distinguished her from the pack of New York city based journalists…

Tampa Epoch’s May issue its last?

Tampa Epoch being unloaded from a truck last fall" title="The first copies of the Tampa Epoch being unloaded from a truck last fall" width="320" height="240" /> The first copies of the Tampa Epoch being unloaded from a truck last fall Ever since the stunning news of the death of Tampa Epoch publisher Bill Sharpe earlier…

The other “Stand Your Ground” case

Do you know about CeCe McDonald? Probably not. She is a trans woman who stood her ground, but unlike George Zimmerman, she was arrested within six hours, not six weeks — and she is still in jail. McDonald has been in jail since June 5, 2011, when she was charged with second degree murder after…

Hail Olympia!

Oscar winner Olympia Dukakis shows her impressive acting chops (and impressively filthy mouth) in the hilarious Cloudburst.

Burn the Floor at Straz: It takes 12 to tango

Burn the Floor, a ballroom dance showcase that’s been described in reviews using every “hot” adjective in the thesaurus, also could be called “Dance 101 for the Short Attention Span Crowd.” This week at the Straz, two dozen dancers representing a good portion of the globe (Australia, England, Italy, Venezuela, South Africa, Slovenia and the…

The Advocate lauds Equality Florida’s public policy director

The Advocate Mallory Wells Equality Florida's Gainesville-based public policy director, Mallory Wells, has been named to The Advocate's 2012 “Forty Under 40” list, which honors the "budding powerhouses, leaders in media, politics, sports, and science” who are poised to be “the architects of the next decade.”

Peelander-Z brings their weirdo comic-punk fun to Orpheum, Ybor City

The Japanese Action Comic Punk band hailing from the Z area of Planet Peelander, aka Peelander-Z, returned to Orpheum for their umpteenth show at the Ybor City venue last Friday. They brought fan favorite songs (and also costumes, masks, and signs), as well as a couple additions from their newest album, Space Vacation, released just…

jessica drake’s guide to becoming a ‘wicked’ sex coach

GuideToWickedSex.com What made you want to create the x-rated instructional series, jessica drake's Guide to Wicked Sex When talking to people about sex at signings and feature dance appearances, I realized there was just such a need. Once I was approached by a woman in her mid-twenties who thought there was something wrong with her…

Obama explains his stance on weed in new Rolling Stone interview

President Obama is not going to legalize weed, and he never said he would. But when he was running for office four years ago, he did maintain that his Justice department wouldn't go after medical marijuana dispensaries or those who grow to stock those facilities, saying it was an issue best left to state and…

Delandapalooza: Musical mayhem at its best

This Sat., April 28, the usually sleepy little municipality of Deland's scenic Historic Downtown District will shake, rock, roll, groove, and move with more than 150 acts from all over Florida (and beyond) playing on 28 stages throughout the Old Florida town. From 1 p.m. to 1 a.m., on stages large and small, solo performers…

Big changes in Buckhorn’s “Clean Zone” ordinance, starting with the name

Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn and his legal staff were surely not surprised when his announced rules for those intent on protesting at this summer's Republican National Convention were met with strong opposition from activists in the Bay area. But that opposition stretched out way beyond a handful of activists. The more establishment editorial board of…

Tampa City Council members challenged at HOPE assembly

Lisa Montelione For years, elected officials in Pinellas County have gone before members of FAST (Faith and Action for Strength Together) at their Nehemiah Action Assemblies, where they're asked to commit to proposed solutions to issues. For as many years, the folks over at HOPE (Hillsborough Organization for Progress and Equality) in Hillsborough County have…

Shock your vagina with the Intensity

As my testicles straddled the electrode contacts on the Intensity, I was suddenly far less confident that four AAA batteries were incapable of delivering a handicapping jolt of electricity to my genitals—my mind kept filling with images of the shell-shocked patients of electro-shock-therapy. Still, a deal was a deal. I clenched my jaw and my…


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