The Lightning traded Ben Bishop! Even I know that's stupid.
FRIDAY, FEB. 24:
Did you know trains were still cruising through downtown Tampa in the middle of the night? I didn't. And apparently it's expensive to have them not cruising through downtown Tampa in the middle of the night. When you're trying to tout the rejuvenation of your urban core, this can be a problem.
A story broke about a Kissimmee woman arrested for "stolen valor" earlier this week after she falsely claimed to be a member of the armed forces. This is where the GIF of Book from Firefly saying "the special hell" goes…
SATURDAY, FEB. 25:
President Donald Trump said he will skip the White House correspondents dinner. Because he is a petulant manchild with a skin the tenderness of an overripe nectarine's.
SUNDAY, FEB. 26:
Chet from Weird Science/Hudson "not Hicks" from Aliens died. He looked amazing for 61, and was in Aliens. (And Near Dark!)
And finally, they screwed up the Oscars. That's what you get for caring about the Oscars.
This article appears in Feb 23 – Mar 2, 2017.