

A Cure for Wellness: A movie designed to make you sick
What might have been a fun B movie is turned instead into an overly long, big-budget disaster that takes itself far too seriously.
Jordan Peele is afraid of white Americans (and you will be too)
It’s time to Get Out and go see the first great horror film of 2017.
Singing Ceramics: Brian Ransom at Cobb Gallery
Sounds beyond your average whistling tea kettle.
David Eisenhower on his grandfather, Trump, and a happy marriage
David Eisenhower, accepting a posthumous award from the Holocaust Museum on behalf of his grandfather, President Dwight D. Eisenhower, spoke with Creative Loafing on his feelings about Donald Trump, storytelling, and the secrets of a happy marriage.
Among environmental groups, newly confirmed Trump Interior Secretary appointee Zinke is a mixed (but mostly negative) bag
On Wednesday, the U.S. Senate confirmed Trump nominee Ryan Zinke, a Republican Congressman from Whitefish, Montana, for U.S. Secretary of the Interior. Unlike other votes confirming cabinet members, he was confirmed with a comfortable margin in his favor: 68-31. More than 15 Democratic senators, including 2016 vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine, a U.S. Senator from…
Despite pleas to be bold on transit, Hillsborough County Commissioners opt for $812 million road plan
Advocates for expanded mass transit in Hillsborough County don’t need to waste their energy describing the ways the transit system is broken. The Hillsborough Board of County Commissioners knows it’s broken—they just don’t seem to have a plan to fix it. This morning the BOCC voted 6-1 to approve amendments to the county’s $812 million transportation…
Review: In Tampa, Twenty One Pilots’ emotional roadshow sets the stage for global domination
Banjo santa, twerking, Mario Kart and more.
Photos: Pepper, Less Than Jake and The Bunny Gang get rowdy at Jannus Live in St. Petersburg
Is it officially summer in Florida, yet?
Tonight in live music; Rebelution at The Ritz, Rick Springfield, more
Feeling skinny on a hump day.
A guide to some of the Tampa Bay Beer Week events CL’s most excited about
Take a look before mapping out your Beer Week.
Photos: Before their cruise, 311 crash the Ritz in Ybor City for a private show
The release date of a new LP will be revealed on March 13.
Sh*t Happened 3/1/17: Bubba’s ex seeks protection, Brooksville bomb scare, hawks are awesome
Tell me honestly: Was there a point in your day yesterday at which you thought, "Well, half the internet is down, but at least later I'm gonna watch an angry pumpkin get up in front of a bunch of parchment-wrapped bags of stolen money and blame everything on the poor"? There was, wasn't there? A…
Rubio’s Tampa office gets the boot after protesters repeatedly pack the sidewalk
Protesters that have been packing the sidewalk outside the building that houses Sen. Marco Rubio's Tampa office are about to be without a venue, at least for now. The Tampa Bay Times' Tony Marrero reported Tuesday that the U.S. Senator's staff have been asked to vacate the office building at 5201 Kennedy Blvd., a small…
Hillsborough Commissioner Pat Kemp wants you to demand better transit on Wednesday
When it comes to getting from Point A to Point B in the Tampa Bay area, the region is terrible, as we all know, and there's little in terms of a plan that would ease traffic or make it easier to function without having to own a car. This time last year, the Hillsborough Board…
Kalamazoo Olive Company wants to add saba to your pantry
There’s a limited supply of the Italian syrup at the downtown St. Pete olive oil tasting room.
Datz, Big Ray’s Fish Camp headed for Tampa Convention Center
The local duo have secured a spot among the downtown Tampa center’s food offerings.
Tonight in live music; Twenty One Pilots, 311, Pepper and more
There’s a parent waiting area at Amalie, too.
In St. Petersburg’s Midtown, arts festival helps mark close of Black History Month
It’s the second time South St. Pete celebrated their annual Black Arts & Film Festival, showcasing the work of national and local artists as a sendoff to Black History Month.
Sh*t Happened 2/28/17: Lightning win, dogs gunned down, cookiefight!
You know what, Monday? You just might've lost the power to surprise. So what do you do after knocking a bunch of Girl Scout Cookies to the ground outside a Walmart? Demand compensation for a debt owed, of course — first in cash, then in cookies — before throwing some punches. This story makes no…
Be #theResistance (Mar. 2-9)
Ways to be engaged and #resist, from making phone calls to donating to attending meetings.
Tampa Council to weigh gay “conversion therapy” ban Thursday
Despite monumental gains for LGBT equality in recent years, advocates are bracing for a rough time as the Age of Trump ensues. Hate crimes against a variety of minority groups have seen an apparent uptick, and it's no different for the LGBT community. Over the weekend, one couple was the target of harassment and threats…
Flying lifts off from American Stage
Local talent Sheila Cowley heads to New York with her play. See a staged reading of it this weekend at American Stage.
Dog neglect like you’ve never seen (VIDEO and upsetting images)
Suncoast Animal League took on five Lhasa Apsos; Suncoast Animal League co-founder Rick Chaboudy says he’s never seen anything this bad in 30 years of rescues.
Funny this Friday: Jim Breuer at the Palladium
A Q&A with Jim Breuer
Sh*t Happened 2/27/17: Woman steals valor, Donald Trump is a grumpy baby, game over for Bill Paxton
The Lightning traded Ben Bishop! Even I know that's stupid. FRIDAY, FEB. 24: Did you know trains were still cruising through downtown Tampa in the middle of the night? I didn't. And apparently it's expensive to have them not cruising through downtown Tampa in the middle of the night. When you're trying to tout the…
Seafood and music fest premieres to downtown St. Pete next month
Regionites can have their live music and art, and eat sustainable food, too.
Tonight in live music; Lemuria, John McCutcheon, USF’s Monday night jazz and more
Emo, indie, jazz and folk all on one side of the Bay.
Review: John Waite spends one night playing two Clearwater venues
Still rocking after all these years.
New Age Circus Freaks: A Psychedelic Circus at Tampa’s Pegasus Lounge
From the land of pornaoke.
Photos: St. Pete’s first ever Fringe Fest with Shae Krispinsky, Jeff Brawer and more
It was a beautiful day to live on the edge.
Photos: Smoken Words at Tropix in Tampa — 02.23.17
Comedy, spoken word and hip-hop at Tropix.
Tonight in live music; Planned Parenthood fundraiser, J. Phlip and more
No assholes allowed.
Inaugural Lightning Pride Night a success despite loss
The Lightning went down in flames against Calgary Thursday night, but the Bolt’s first Pride Night was a winner. Last year, Parker Homans, who volunteers with Balance Tampa Bay, was in an unrelated meeting with the Lightning Foundation head Elizabeth Fraiser and director of group sales Ryan Niemeyer when the idea of hosting a Pride…
In Tampa, Eric Church took 304 tickets away from scalpers — but how?
The country star’s team manually invalidated 25,000 tickets nationwide.
Photos: No Room To Talk at Emerald Bar — 02.25.17
Take a trip on Highway 666.
Self Publishing Notebook: Reviews — The public peanut gallery
Everybody’s a critic.
Chappelle taps Tampa comedian Matt Fernandez for Sarasota shows
A Q&A with Matt Fernandez, who opened for Dave Chappelle earlier this month.
CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Poetry): The ABCs of the 45th: Decoding the Donald
Vote for your favorite poem and story at cltampa.com/writingcontest through March 3.
In the wake of mosque arson across the bay, Kriseman tells St. Pete Muslims he’s with them
As Friday prayer ended at the Islamic Society of St. Petersburg, parishioners welcomed Mayor Rick Kriseman to the front of the room. The Thursday night before, a mosque that was less than an hour's drive from St. Petersburg was the site of what officials are calling arson, and what many people think of as most…
TBBW 2017: Collaboration beer reflects three Pasco breweries’ love of their home base
Big Storm, Zephyrhills Brewing and Craft Life’s team effort will debut during Beer Week.
CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Poetry): My View
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CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Poetry): The Sunset’s Son
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CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Poetry): The First Settlers
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CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Poetry): Down the Way
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CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Poetry): Orange Crush
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CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Poetry): After the Invasion
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CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Poetry): High Risk
2002: Homeland Security introduces advisory color codes: “Low Risk” — green. “Guarded” — blue. “Elevated” — yellow. “High Risk” — the color of: Sunsets and school buses; pumpkins and goldfish; carrots and a certain eponymous fruit. 2011: Homeland Security scuttles advisory color codes – well before anyone’s even aware …
CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Poetry): Rhyme Time
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CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Poetry): Carousel
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CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Fiction): Citrus Swirl
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CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Fiction): Dead Secret
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CL Writing Contest 2017 (Top 10 Fiction): Florida Man
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CL Writing Contest (Top 10 Fiction): Honeybells
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CL Writing Contest (Top 10 Fiction): One Night on Olympus
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CL Writing Contest (Top 10 Fiction): Oscar-Romeo-Alpha-November-Golf-Echo
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CL Writing Contest (Top 10 Fiction): Sleeper
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CL Writing Contest (Top 10 Fiction): Tighter
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CL Writing Contest (Top 10 Fiction): You’re Out
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CL Writing Contest (Top 10 Fiction): Walls
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Weekend Platter: Girl Scout cookie-inspired beer, Biscuit Brunch and more
Everything from beer and biscuits to cookies and wine in this food and drink roundup.
What we read: Ariel Levy’s The Rules Do Not Apply is on a mission to prove otherwise
A memoir of love, loss, and (thank God) not redemption. Not exactly.`
After overnight fire at New Tampa mosque, Buckhorn calls for unity
A crowd-funding page set up to help the Islamic Society of New Tampa recover raised thousands of dollars within hours of the fire, which officials are calling arson.
Tampa Council advances changes to law barring giving food to the homeless
Tampa City Council voted Thursday on a motion to amend a city law that constrains advocacy groups’ ability to serve homeless people in public parks. Six of the seven Council members voted in favor of asking the Tampa legal department to amend Section 16-43(c) of the Tampa City Code, which currently requires a permit and…
Sh*t Happened 2/24/17: Florida beaches win, its people not so much
Happy Spring Training Day! If you are reading this at work, start complaining immediately about your bowels, go to the bathroom for 15 minutes (you can take your phone), and then bail. See you in the stands. A former server at Tampa nightclub Drynk was arrested for getting two guys to rob and beat the…
Adventures in Weekending: It’s Ekphrastic, Red Velvet + To Life
Bathrooms are the new nightclub.
Eat & do good: Seriously, all you gotta do is order a sub
Across the state, Jersey Mike’s Month of Giving returns for its seventh year in March.
Tonight in live music; The Venus, Florida Folk Scene anniversary, Betty Fox album release and more
…and the Bellamy Brothers want you to drink more milk.
John Legend delivers BBCB summit keynote, solo concert at Tampa Convention Center (w/photos)
Inspiration and a three song concert, too.
Jameis Winston said dumb, sexist thing, but, hey, it’s not like he’s influential or anything
It was supposed to be an inspirational talk for children at a predominantly African-American elementary school in an area where poverty abounds and opportunity does not, delivered by a wildly successful NFL player. Instead, it was a nationally reported story about bone-headed sexism at a time when the stakes couldn't be higher. For the most…
Tampa Bay Rowdies enter preseason against MLS opponents
You gotta show the love if you wanna have an MLS team, guys.
Five Courses: Slyce Madeira Beach, St. Pete’s two 24-hour diners and more
A second Slyce Pizza Bar and two 24-hour diners, plus other additions to the food scene.
He’s not there, and they don’t care: at empty chair event in Tampa, constituents roast Rubio over his positions on just about everything
It was political theatre with tinges of actual theatre; the existential anguish of Waiting for Godot fused with the simmering political outrage of Waiting for Lefty—only there was no script, no acting and everyone knew the title character was never going to show. But the 480 constituents (and the more than 50 who waited outside)…
Transforming Tampa Bay: Liberating the libraries
Tampa’s largest library faces big changes — and an opportunity to mix young and old.
Sh*t Happened 2/23/17: Do’s and Don’ts (OK, mostly Don’ts)
Look, I'm way behind schedule and bare-knuckling the last couple of days of the week and tonight is CL's Meet The Brewers, so let's just bullet this one out with some common-sense solutions for living, OK? OK: Don't take your machete to school. Don't buy your boner pills at the bodega. Don't get your plastic…
Weekly Tune-Up; PLAZA, HEALTH and Maggie Rogers lead a new music mixtape — stream and download
You will love each other.
Tonight in live music; Devendra Banhart, WIPA Live!, Posi Music Fest kickoff and more
How much namaste can you namastand?
The Fermenters make music when they’re not making beer
The Tampa Bay band of brewers drink Mickey’s, too.
Raw & intimate: Lemuria’s Sheena Ozzella talks about the band’s emo-indie sound on the 10th anniversary of ‘Get Better’
Lemuria’s Get Better tour stops in Tampa at Crowbar Feb. 27, with guests Cayetana and Mikey Erg.
Beer Issue 2017: On the Trail of beer in Dunedin
First came the trail. Then came the beer. What’s next?
Beer Issue 2017: Heat and brewmidity
The summer forecast calls for cold — beer, that is.
Beer Issue 2017: Road soda
Get out of the urban cores to try local beers you might not have tasted yet.
Beer Issue 2017: Two wrongs could make a right at the Ultimate Brewer
More breweries and some changes are set for the brewing battle and blind tasting’s second year.
The Beer Issue 2017: Through the drinking glass
Going down Tampa Bay’s craft beer rabbit hole for a look at the scene’s present and future.
Beer Issue 2017: Modest plans, major payoffs for Cycle Brewing
For Doug Dozark, Cycle Brewing’s future looks a lot like its past.
On the Sauce: Orange Blossom Bee’s Knees
Bombay Sapphire makes this version of the Prohibition-era drink a great intro to gin.
Restaurant review: So much to love about So Gourmet
Tampa’s So Gourmet is a truly European eatery “where anything can happen.”
Drink More Wine: Two unexpected matches, thanks to sauce
Luckily, the “don’t try this at home” warning doesn’t apply here.
#BecauseGluten: Celiac cheat days are a thing, right?
Maybe I can have gluten one day a month.






