In the clip, Kimmel points out that Harris is trailing Trump among “Alpha Males,” and decides to recruit Bautista for a brief video segment to show that the former president isn’t “strong enough to hold an umbrella.”
“Fellas, we gotta talk,” says Bautista while working out in a boxing gym. “A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. It’s like a garbage bag full of buttermilk.”
“He’s barely strong enough to hold an umbrella,” continues Bautista. “He’s got jugs. Big ones. Like Dolly Parton. And you know that little dance he does? He looks like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes.”
Bautista adds that “he’s moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. He acts like a five year old behind the wheels of a truck. This November, let’s stop kidding ourselves.”
“The Guardians of The Galaxy” star and local tattoo shop owner has been a longtime critic of Trump, and once offered a $20,000 reward for ‘MAGATs’ who scraped “Trump” on a Florida manatee.
Last month, the former WWE wrestler told Instagram that he voted for Harris, and encouraged others to get out and vote on Nov. 5.
“Made my freedom heard,” wrote Bautista. “Voting early took me 20 mins—no excuses. Freedom isn’t something we just talk about; it’s something we act on. Do your part, get out there, and vote. Your voice matters, and this election’s too important to sit out.”
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